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3 Reasons Why My Mommy Blog Can Kick Your Mommy Blog's Ass…

1. Naked. 2. David. 3. Beckham.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008 | Filed Under: Daily & Wordless Wednesday | 43 Comments | Have Your Say
    • VDog


      Consider my ass kicked.

    • Christina


      Ass kicked here too.

    • Shirley


      Happily getting my ass kicked…

    • Mr Lady


      You know, I just don't GET the Beckham thing. Maybe I'm gay.

      • Judith Shakespeare


        That's actually rather good news. It'll make things go much smoother when we start making out two seconds after meeting face-to-face…

        • Maria


          Over my dead body.

          Unless you're willing to relinquish your claim on our Irish love. Then, I will let you have Shannon. Begrudgingly.

          • Judith Shakespeare


            Pshaw. I give up NOTHING. Nothing, you hear me? :)

            • Maria


              Well then I challenge you to a fight to the death.
              At the next BlogHer.

              We'll call it something clever that ends with Her.

              • Judith Shakespeare


                SlugHer? *Snicker*

                But, yeah, it's totally on like donkey kong.

    • Qweenie


      Anxiously awaiting more hawt naked dude pics…….NOW please!!

      *fanning myself*

    • the planet of janet


      ok, my ass is totally kicked. without question.

    • Kyla


      So totally not minding the ass kickng!

    • suchlovelyfreckles


      Okay, so, I don't like David Beckham. Not one bit. Don't like his tattoo, his attitude, or his face, for that matter. But even more so, I am not into penises. :) Don't get me wrong… I appreciate them for the "good work" they do. But the sight of one doesn't get me jumping up and down, or drooling, or melting. Nope, I definitely prefer a man clothed, at least half way. Say, a bare chest inside a pair of jeans. Now that's hot. :)

      • Judith Shakespeare


        Yeah, I can see how penises (penii?) aren't that attractive..But you've got to admit, that little line of hair from the navel and down is pretty darn nice… :)

    • Sandy


      See…that doesn't phase me only because my DH looks like that anyway the hot martial artist that he is…and I get to sleep next to it every night.

      ;-)

    • rachel


      No really a Beckham fan. I just don't get it. Interesting picture though. There's a naked boy on my blog today too. So there :-) LOL.

    • Jennae


      So full on MEOW! If you just posted this every single day, I'm pretty sure you'd still get a huge amount of traffic! Seriously though, I'm at the library, staring at the photo and I know have a swarm of woman peeking over my shoulder to get a look.

    • Joy T.


      Lordy, not only did you kick my ass but you definitely pulled me out of lurk mode too. Nice. Very very nice.

    • Ann


      Oh Thank You!
      This is a lovely way to spend the afternoon!
      (I just love this man!!!!!)

    • The Mom


      Kick my ass and call me smitten!

    • Ashley


      Can you kick my ass again? Only next time with Jensen Ackles? David Beckham is okay..mostly he makes me nauseous.

    • Vycki


      Beckham, like Brad Pitt took years to grow on me. But now I'm happy to let him spread all over me like a rash.

    • Vycki


      Actually, does that still count as "wordless"? I mean, you did use three words.

      • Judith Shakespeare


        Yeah… but I was counting on nobody getting that far. :)

        • Vycki


          That's ok, mine had words too and was not nearly as good as yours :-)

    • Miss


      My first visit here and this is what I see? Rawr.

      But why are his legs like blue? I know, no one is looking at his legs. But still.

      • Judith Shakespeare


        I think they were trying to be arts-y or something… But in all honesty, he could be as blue as Papa Smurf and I'd still be good.

        But I'm not really sure that this was the best post to start out on– 'Cause I have NO clue how I'm going to top it. Seriously.

    • Lynette


      I'm with Miss. I just popped in for my first time and well well, my virgin eyes. LOL.
      You can kick my ass any day.

      • Judith Shakespeare


        LOL. With all of this ass-kicking, I think I'm going to need a new pair of shoes…

    • Nissa


      Ohhh.. I am not a big Beckham fan, but I love him naked! And I already knew you kick ass! lol

    • suchlovelyfreckles


      Ugh… the line of hair… uhm… uh… yeah… I knew there was something erotic about that picture. And you HAD to point it out to me, didn't you? ;)

      • Judith Shakespeare


        TeeHee… Couldn't help it , hon!

    • http://carriedennis.blogspot.com/


      OMG Lord can't imagine my thoughts running through my mind…..

      • Judith Shakespeare


        Oh yes I can… LOL

    • Feather Nester


      Okay, also not a DB fan, but, yeah, as you pointed out, the line doth entrance.

    • Karen MEG


      Kicked and … thank you.

      Lucky Posh.

    • Tara R.


      Tapping out… I bow to your superiority.

    • Lisa


      I totally didn't notice the blue legs. In fact, I was sure Miss was joking. Yeah. Haha.

    • Jessica Gottlieb


      I have to say that a non-circumsized penis grosses me out.

      Clearly porn is meant for men.

      • Judith Shakespeare


        LOL. Yeah, penises tend to be ugly whether they're cut or not… But I'm a total sucker for tattoos and naked men bellies. :)

    • Jacki


      I can happily say my he has nothing on my husband. ;-)

    • Madison Avenue


      Wow! Is that real? I'm reading the wrong entertainment sites since I have not witnessed this one…and even though my booty is significantly whupped over this one, let me just offer two words for the next round:
      Wentworth Miller.

      • Judith Shakespeare


        Totally real (and art at its finest, I may add).

        And although I hate to admit it, I had no idea who Wentworth Miller was until you made this comment and I googled him… Then I thought, "Ahhhh… that guy… Yeah, he'd make a great blog post."

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