3 Reasons Why My Mommy Blog Can Kick Your Mommy Blog's Ass… @ The Only Thing I Know: A Mom Blog of Slacker Proportions

1. Naked. 2. David. 3. Beckham.

Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 0:10

Consider my ass kicked.
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 0:18

Ass kicked here too.
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 0:29

Happily getting my ass kicked…
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 0:55

You know, I just don't GET the Beckham thing. Maybe I'm gay.
- Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 0:59
  
  That's actually rather good news. It'll make things go much smoother when we start making out two seconds after meeting face-to-face…
  - Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 9:39
    
    Over my dead body.
    
    Unless you're willing to relinquish your claim on our Irish love. Then, I will let you have Shannon. Begrudgingly.
    - Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 9:44
      
      Pshaw. I give up NOTHING. Nothing, you hear me? :)
      - Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 9:52
        
        Well then I challenge you to a fight to the death.
        At the next BlogHer.
        
        We'll call it something clever that ends with Her.
        
        Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 10:31
        
        SlugHer? *Snicker*
        
        But, yeah, it's totally on like donkey kong.
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 1:35

Anxiously awaiting more hawt naked dude pics…….NOW please!!

*fanning myself*
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 3:12

ok, my ass is totally kicked. without question.
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 5:58

So totally not minding the ass kickng!
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 8:47

Okay, so, I don't like David Beckham. Not one bit. Don't like his tattoo, his attitude, or his face, for that matter. But even more so, I am not into penises. :) Don't get me wrong… I appreciate them for the "good work" they do. But the sight of one doesn't get me jumping up and down, or drooling, or melting. Nope, I definitely prefer a man clothed, at least half way. Say, a bare chest inside a pair of jeans. Now that's hot. :)
- Thursday, 7 August, 2008 at 15:08
  
  Yeah, I can see how penises (penii?) aren't that attractive..But you've got to admit, that little line of hair from the navel and down is pretty darn nice… :)
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 10:12

See…that doesn't phase me only because my DH looks like that anyway the hot martial artist that he is…and I get to sleep next to it every night.

;-)
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 11:31

No really a Beckham fan. I just don't get it. Interesting picture though. There's a naked boy on my blog today too. So there :-) LOL.
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 14:14

So full on MEOW! If you just posted this every single day, I'm pretty sure you'd still get a huge amount of traffic! Seriously though, I'm at the library, staring at the photo and I know have a swarm of woman peeking over my shoulder to get a look.
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 15:49

Lordy, not only did you kick my ass but you definitely pulled me out of lurk mode too. Nice. Very very nice.
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 18:13

Oh Thank You!
This is a lovely way to spend the afternoon!
(I just love this man!!!!!)
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 19:21

Kick my ass and call me smitten!
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 20:05

Can you kick my ass again? Only next time with Jensen Ackles? David Beckham is okay..mostly he makes me nauseous.
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 20:33

Beckham, like Brad Pitt took years to grow on me. But now I'm happy to let him spread all over me like a rash.
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 20:43

Actually, does that still count as "wordless"? I mean, you did use three words.
- Thursday, 7 August, 2008 at 15:05
  
  Yeah… but I was counting on nobody getting that far. :)
  - Thursday, 7 August, 2008 at 15:12
    
    That's ok, mine had words too and was not nearly as good as yours :-)
Thursday, 7 August, 2008 at 18:30

My first visit here and this is what I see? Rawr.

But why are his legs like blue? I know, no one is looking at his legs. But still.
- Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 19:41
  
  I think they were trying to be arts-y or something… But in all honesty, he could be as blue as Papa Smurf and I'd still be good.
  
  But I'm not really sure that this was the best post to start out on– 'Cause I have NO clue how I'm going to top it. Seriously.
Thursday, 7 August, 2008 at 19:16

I'm with Miss. I just popped in for my first time and well well, my virgin eyes. LOL.
You can kick my ass any day.
- Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 19:43
  
  LOL. With all of this ass-kicking, I think I'm going to need a new pair of shoes…
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 10:16

Ohhh.. I am not a big Beckham fan, but I love him naked! And I already knew you kick ass! lol
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 10:58

Ugh… the line of hair… uhm… uh… yeah… I knew there was something erotic about that picture. And you HAD to point it out to me, didn't you? ;)
- Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 19:44
  
  TeeHee… Couldn't help it , hon!
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 12:34

OMG Lord can't imagine my thoughts running through my mind…..
- Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 19:44
  
  Oh yes I can… LOL
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 14:47

Okay, also not a DB fan, but, yeah, as you pointed out, the line doth entrance.
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 14:51

Kicked and … thank you.

Lucky Posh.
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 15:07

Tapping out… I bow to your superiority.
Saturday, 9 August, 2008 at 0:30

I totally didn't notice the blue legs. In fact, I was sure Miss was joking. Yeah. Haha.
Tuesday, 12 August, 2008 at 14:12

I have to say that a non-circumsized penis grosses me out.

Clearly porn is meant for men.
- Wednesday, 13 August, 2008 at 14:47
  
  LOL. Yeah, penises tend to be ugly whether they're cut or not… But I'm a total sucker for tattoos and naked men bellies. :)
Friday, 15 August, 2008 at 14:03

I can happily say my he has nothing on my husband. ;-)
Thursday, 21 August, 2008 at 18:08

Wow! Is that real? I'm reading the wrong entertainment sites since I have not witnessed this one…and even though my booty is significantly whupped over this one, let me just offer two words for the next round:
Wentworth Miller.
- Saturday, 23 August, 2008 at 13:19
  
  Totally real (and art at its finest, I may add).
  
  And although I hate to admit it, I had no idea who Wentworth Miller was until you made this comment and I googled him… Then I thought, "Ahhhh… that guy… Yeah, he'd make a great blog post."

Hi! My name is Judith Shakespeare. Actually, no. No, it's not... My name is Courtney, but I’m also known to turn in the direction of a hollered mom, mommy, mama, or ma as well. For the past ten years, I have been married to an occasionally wonderful man with whom, thanks to a wonderful chemistry set purchased on eBay for a mere $8, I created three devilishly cute heathens: Little Man (9), That Middle One (4), and The Baby (2).

Yes, that means that I am one of those often terrifying creatures known as “Breeders”; and, no, I didn’t need a license for that.

I am your basic tattooed, liberal, slacker mom whose hobbies include (but are not limited to) rambling incoherently, expertly removing used bubblegum from Barbie’s hair, artistically glaring at little league parents, gossiping, protesting, and cooking a seven course meal while practicing global espionage in my favorite pair of Dolce pumps.

Okay, I made that last one up… I’ve never made a meal with more than two courses in my life, but you get the point... continued

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