Okay, so, I don’t like David Beckham. Not one bit. Don’t like his tattoo, his attitude, or his face, for that matter. But even more so, I am not into penises. :) Don’t get me wrong… I appreciate them for the “good work” they do. But the sight of one doesn’t get me jumping up and down, or drooling, or melting. Nope, I definitely prefer a man clothed, at least half way. Say, a bare chest inside a pair of jeans. Now that’s hot. :)
Yeah, I can see how penises (penii?) aren’t that attractive..But you’ve got to admit, that little line of hair from the navel and down is pretty darn nice… :)
So full on MEOW! If you just posted this every single day, I’m pretty sure you’d still get a huge amount of traffic! Seriously though, I’m at the library, staring at the photo and I know have a swarm of woman peeking over my shoulder to get a look.
Wow! Is that real? I’m reading the wrong entertainment sites since I have not witnessed this one…and even though my booty is significantly whupped over this one, let me just offer two words for the next round:
Wentworth Miller.
And although I hate to admit it, I had no idea who Wentworth Miller was until you made this comment and I googled him… Then I thought, “Ahhhh… that guy… Yeah, he’d make a great blog post.”
VDog
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 0:10Consider my ass kicked.
Christina
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 0:18Ass kicked here too.
Shirley
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 0:29Happily getting my ass kicked…
Mr Lady
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 0:55You know, I just don’t GET the Beckham thing. Maybe I’m gay.
Judith Shakespeare
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 0:59That’s actually rather good news. It’ll make things go much smoother when we start making out two seconds after meeting face-to-face…
Maria
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 9:39Over my dead body.
Unless you’re willing to relinquish your claim on our Irish love. Then, I will let you have Shannon. Begrudgingly.
Judith Shakespeare
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 9:44Pshaw. I give up NOTHING. Nothing, you hear me? :)
Maria
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 9:52Well then I challenge you to a fight to the death.
At the next BlogHer.
We’ll call it something clever that ends with Her.
Judith Shakespeare
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 10:31SlugHer? *Snicker*
But, yeah, it’s totally on like donkey kong.
Qweenie
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 1:35Anxiously awaiting more hawt naked dude pics…….NOW please!!
*fanning myself*
the planet of janet
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 3:12ok, my ass is totally kicked. without question.
Kyla
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 5:58So totally not minding the ass kickng!
suchlovelyfreckles
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 8:47Okay, so, I don’t like David Beckham. Not one bit. Don’t like his tattoo, his attitude, or his face, for that matter. But even more so, I am not into penises. :) Don’t get me wrong… I appreciate them for the “good work” they do. But the sight of one doesn’t get me jumping up and down, or drooling, or melting. Nope, I definitely prefer a man clothed, at least half way. Say, a bare chest inside a pair of jeans. Now that’s hot. :)
Judith Shakespeare
Thursday, 7 August, 2008 at 15:08Yeah, I can see how penises (penii?) aren’t that attractive..But you’ve got to admit, that little line of hair from the navel and down is pretty darn nice… :)
Sandy
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 10:12See…that doesn’t phase me only because my DH looks like that anyway the hot martial artist that he is…and I get to sleep next to it every night.
;-)
rachel
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 11:31No really a Beckham fan. I just don’t get it. Interesting picture though. There’s a naked boy on my blog today too. So there :-) LOL.
Jennae
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 14:14So full on MEOW! If you just posted this every single day, I’m pretty sure you’d still get a huge amount of traffic! Seriously though, I’m at the library, staring at the photo and I know have a swarm of woman peeking over my shoulder to get a look.
Joy T.
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 15:49Lordy, not only did you kick my ass but you definitely pulled me out of lurk mode too. Nice. Very very nice.
Ann
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 18:13Oh Thank You!
This is a lovely way to spend the afternoon!
(I just love this man!!!!!)
The Mom
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 19:21Kick my ass and call me smitten!
Ashley
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 20:05Can you kick my ass again? Only next time with Jensen Ackles? David Beckham is okay..mostly he makes me nauseous.
Vycki
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 20:33Beckham, like Brad Pitt took years to grow on me. But now I’m happy to let him spread all over me like a rash.
Vycki
Wednesday, 6 August, 2008 at 20:43Actually, does that still count as “wordless”? I mean, you did use three words.
Judith Shakespeare
Thursday, 7 August, 2008 at 15:05Yeah… but I was counting on nobody getting that far. :)
Vycki
Thursday, 7 August, 2008 at 15:12That’s ok, mine had words too and was not nearly as good as yours :-)
Miss
Thursday, 7 August, 2008 at 18:30My first visit here and this is what I see? Rawr.
But why are his legs like blue? I know, no one is looking at his legs. But still.
Judith Shakespeare
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 19:41I think they were trying to be arts-y or something… But in all honesty, he could be as blue as Papa Smurf and I’d still be good.
But I’m not really sure that this was the best post to start out on– ‘Cause I have NO clue how I’m going to top it. Seriously.
Lynette
Thursday, 7 August, 2008 at 19:16I’m with Miss. I just popped in for my first time and well well, my virgin eyes. LOL.
You can kick my ass any day.
Judith Shakespeare
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 19:43LOL. With all of this ass-kicking, I think I’m going to need a new pair of shoes…
Nissa
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 10:16Ohhh.. I am not a big Beckham fan, but I love him naked! And I already knew you kick ass! lol
suchlovelyfreckles
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 10:58Ugh… the line of hair… uhm… uh… yeah… I knew there was something erotic about that picture. And you HAD to point it out to me, didn’t you? ;)
Judith Shakespeare
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 19:44TeeHee… Couldn’t help it , hon!
http://carriedennis.blogspot.com/
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 12:34OMG Lord can’t imagine my thoughts running through my mind…..
Judith Shakespeare
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 19:44Oh yes I can… LOL
Feather Nester
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 14:47Okay, also not a DB fan, but, yeah, as you pointed out, the line doth entrance.
Karen MEG
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 14:51Kicked and … thank you.
Lucky Posh.
Tara R.
Friday, 8 August, 2008 at 15:07Tapping out… I bow to your superiority.
Lisa
Saturday, 9 August, 2008 at 0:30I totally didn’t notice the blue legs. In fact, I was sure Miss was joking. Yeah. Haha.
Jessica Gottlieb
Tuesday, 12 August, 2008 at 14:12I have to say that a non-circumsized penis grosses me out.
Clearly porn is meant for men.
Judith Shakespeare
Wednesday, 13 August, 2008 at 14:47LOL. Yeah, penises tend to be ugly whether they’re cut or not… But I’m a total sucker for tattoos and naked men bellies. :)
Jacki
Friday, 15 August, 2008 at 14:03I can happily say my he has nothing on my husband. ;-)
Madison Avenue
Thursday, 21 August, 2008 at 18:08Wow! Is that real? I’m reading the wrong entertainment sites since I have not witnessed this one…and even though my booty is significantly whupped over this one, let me just offer two words for the next round:
Wentworth Miller.
Judith Shakespeare
Saturday, 23 August, 2008 at 13:19Totally real (and art at its finest, I may add).
And although I hate to admit it, I had no idea who Wentworth Miller was until you made this comment and I googled him… Then I thought, “Ahhhh… that guy… Yeah, he’d make a great blog post.”