Comments on: 5 Reasons One Should Not Make a Habit of Slapping Your Wife’s Ass

By: kookimebux

kookimebux — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 19:54:47 +0000

Hello. And Bye. :)

By: Marie

Marie — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:20:55 +0000

My nephew grabbed my boob because he saw his dad doing this to his mom all the time and thought this is how you treat a woman. Sometimes there really is justice!!

By: amy

amy — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:56:18 +0000

Probably should apply that to my “we better hurry and get to the restaurant before the fat man does and eats all the food”. And then there’s a fat man there and Little Bit starts freaking out that all the noodles will be gone.

By: Judith Shakespeare

Judith Shakespeare — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:02:13 +0000

Nothing, really. She just looked down at the baby and then looked at Peter– who was bright red and apologizing profusely. Serves him right, the pervert. LOL

By: Donna

Donna — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:00:38 +0000

I broke an ex of doing this in one night. I simply told him if he did it again I’d punch him in the stomach. He did not believe me and later that evening, he smacked me again then got this big grin on his face like he was daring me to follow through with my threat… so I did. Unfortunately he leaned toward me just as I punched thereby making my punch harder (and higher) than I intended… right in the solar plexis and all of the wind from his lungs in one whoosh… he falls to his knees, the bouncer comes over to see if there’s a problem and all his buddies he threw darts with laughing their asses off at the fact I’d put him on his knees. He never did it again.

By: kerri

kerri — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:18:27 +0000

what about the boys? do they run around smacking ‘girls’ asses? I’d like him to explain that one.

By: Tara R.

Tara R. — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:09:37 +0000

Did she also yell “who’s ya Daddy!’

By: Jenni

Jenni — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:11:50 +0000

Bwahahaha! What did she do? (the Big Lots lady)

By: Qweenie

Qweenie — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 05:01:19 +0000

My ass hurts too!!

I am FORCING the mister to read this post so that he will see that not only am I not alone in the bruised ass dept. but also that his kids aren’t the only ass slappers out there….

LOL, Big Lots…..hope she had a sense of humor!!

By: skiplovey

skiplovey — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:05:54 +0000

Hoo boy that’s precious. I’m sure she got a total pass though, look at how cute she is.

By: Jennae

Jennae — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:23:24 +0000

Love the list! I get such a kick out of seeing kids being so innocent and just totally embarrassing their parents! Maybe the moms and dads of the world will finally learn that their kids are a lot more receptive and paying attention than we all think.

By: Mary

Mary — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:39:03 +0000

My mom can relate to this one because it was me who embarrassed her about 30 years ago when I goosed a woman at K-Mart, exclaiming loudly as my father always did, “Goooooooooose!” Thankfully, we don’t have this kind of issue in my household.

By: rachel

rachel — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:53:36 +0000

That is hysterical, it’s amazing the things they’ll pick up and imitate. Ha Ha Ha!!
She’s getting so big, and look at that long hair!

By: the planet of janet

the planet of janet — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 06:34:20 +0000

bwahahahahahahahahaha …

*pause for deep breath and to wipe diet coke off of computer screen*

bwaahhahahahahahahahahaaaa…

By: Jewels

Jewels — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:18:41 +0000

*snort*…oh sorry! Thanks for the laugh and I’m sorry about the shock. Hopefully you’ll recover soon.