Comments on: … Ahhh. MILF. I get it. Sort of. http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/ A liberal, tattooed, bibliophile, slacker mom of three talks about the only thing she knows everything about... Nothing. Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:36:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: BusyDad http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4385 BusyDad Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:38:53 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4385 Men are awesome. So single minded of purpose (you may call it tunnelvision). Yay men!! Men are awesome. So single minded of purpose (you may call it tunnelvision). Yay men!!

]]> By: Judith Shakespeare http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4337 Judith Shakespeare Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:48:41 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4337 They'd probably start referring to us as "Stifler's Mom". But she was really kind of hot in that movie, so that might be okay. And don't you just love MAC? They’d probably start referring to us as “Stifler’s Mom”. But she was really kind of hot in that movie, so that might be okay.

And don’t you just love MAC?

]]> By: Judith Shakespeare http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4336 Judith Shakespeare Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:46:31 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4336 And here I'm just thinking that he had really great sophisticated taste... (2006? Holy Wow.) And here I’m just thinking that he had really great sophisticated taste… (2006? Holy Wow.)

]]> By: Judith Shakespeare http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4335 Judith Shakespeare Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:45:36 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4335 LOL. I'd have probably accepted if he'd hadn't charged me for my coffee... :) And thanks for stopping by! That Mr. Lady is an excellent pimp. She hardly ever slaps me around... LOL. I’d have probably accepted if he’d hadn’t charged me for my coffee… :) And thanks for stopping by! That Mr. Lady is an excellent pimp. She hardly ever slaps me around…

]]> By: amy http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4325 amy Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:50:55 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4325 Well if it was MAC, that says it all! I get my MILF validation at the American Eagle store. There's one little cutie who is always "so nice" to me, especially when I have the kid in the stroller. I wonder what they would do, if we actually said yes? Well if it was MAC, that says it all!

I get my MILF validation at the American Eagle store. There’s one little cutie who is always “so nice” to me, especially when I have the kid in the stroller. I wonder what they would do, if we actually said yes?

]]> By: suchlovelyfreckles http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4324 suchlovelyfreckles Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:37:13 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4324 Not so long ago at the gym a rather young... uh... boy started hitting on me. I was actually somewhat amused, because I'm most certainly not one of the chicks who wears tiny little nothings, nor do I pay any attention to what I look like after pedaling away on the stationary for an hour. Well, this young man was either blind, dumb, or made a bet with his buddies, on whether he could get the ugliest woman to agree going out with him. I sent him away with the words, "My oldest child is approximately 4 years younger than you. You want to stay far away from me, if you don't want to hear stories about labor, breastfeeding and other joys of motherhood." He apologized and walked away... and he was wearing a T-Shirt with the name of the local high school and the graduation year of 2006. Not so long ago at the gym a rather young… uh… boy started hitting on me. I was actually somewhat amused, because I’m most certainly not one of the chicks who wears tiny little nothings, nor do I pay any attention to what I look like after pedaling away on the stationary for an hour.
Well, this young man was either blind, dumb, or made a bet with his buddies, on whether he could get the ugliest woman to agree going out with him. I sent him away with the words, “My oldest child is approximately 4 years younger than you. You want to stay far away from me, if you don’t want to hear stories about labor, breastfeeding and other joys of motherhood.” He apologized and walked away… and he was wearing a T-Shirt with the name of the local high school and the graduation year of 2006.

]]> By: Her Bad Mother http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4323 Her Bad Mother Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:26:08 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4323 I would have accepted, and then said, OH WAIT, I HAS HUSBAND. AND BABEEZ. OH NOES. And then sped away. On my bicycle. (Linked over from Mr Lady. Glad that I did) I would have accepted, and then said, OH WAIT, I HAS HUSBAND. AND BABEEZ. OH NOES. And then sped away. On my bicycle.

(Linked over from Mr Lady. Glad that I did)

]]> By: Judith Shakespeare http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4322 Judith Shakespeare Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:01:26 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4322 You should stop having birthdays. Seriously. I refuse to have another one. Period. You should stop having birthdays. Seriously. I refuse to have another one. Period.

]]> By: Judith Shakespeare http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4321 Judith Shakespeare Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:00:06 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4321 It was MAC's Film Noir, I think. I puffy heart MAC. It was MAC’s Film Noir, I think. I puffy heart MAC.

]]> By: Judith Shakespeare http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4320 Judith Shakespeare Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:56:56 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4320 I had my niece's seat and name tag up to... so it looked like I had AT LEAST a half a dozen kids or more... I had my niece’s seat and name tag up to… so it looked like I had AT LEAST a half a dozen kids or more…

]]> By: Judith Shakespeare http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4319 Judith Shakespeare Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:56:05 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4319 And there's nothing like a proposition from Clive Owen to left my... uhm... skirts on any day. (Sorry, couldn't help it.) And there’s nothing like a proposition from Clive Owen to left my… uhm… skirts on any day. (Sorry, couldn’t help it.)

]]> By: Judith Shakespeare http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4318 Judith Shakespeare Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:54:52 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4318 Heh. I guess they never get too old for those "please check yes or no" letters, eh? :) Heh. I guess they never get too old for those “please check yes or no” letters, eh? :)

]]> By: Judith Shakespeare http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4317 Judith Shakespeare Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:50:17 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4317 Yeah... I think mine was a little less crazy. Unless he was hiding it really really well. LOL. And although I am definitely not a crazy trap, I'm pretty sure that I'm an asshole trap. Which just sounds GROSS. Yeah… I think mine was a little less crazy. Unless he was hiding it really really well. LOL. And although I am definitely not a crazy trap, I’m pretty sure that I’m an asshole trap. Which just sounds GROSS.

]]> By: Judith Shakespeare http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4316 Judith Shakespeare Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:44:50 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4316 You're welcome! Thanks for stopping by!! You’re welcome! Thanks for stopping by!!

]]> By: Qweenie http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/ahhh-milf-i-get-it-sort-of/comment-page-1/#comment-4312 Qweenie Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:08:45 +0000 http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/?p=926#comment-4312 I have a gay BFF and he's fabulous!! I highly recommend you get one.... I have a gay BFF and he’s fabulous!! I highly recommend you get one….

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