…And Thanks for All the Fish! @ The Only Thing I Know: A Mom Blog of Slacker Proportions

I'm not dead, I swear.

I'm also not locked away in a padded room either (Although, at this point, it may be just the kind of vacation that I need…).

What I am, however, is bogged down with a lot of simply craptastic "lie back and let the world dissolve around you" issues that are thoroughly enjoying their fifteen minutes in the spotlight at the expense of my sobriety.

But it's all good.

Because I'm not dead.

Right?

Anyhow… we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming shortly.

Stay tuned.

Sunday, September 7, 2008 | Filed Under: Daily | 10 Comments | Have Your Say

Sunday, 7 September, 2008 at 21:11

You know I'll stay tuned Chicky:)
Sunday, 7 September, 2008 at 23:37

still here with a reserve tank when you finally come up for air…… You know I love ya
Monday, 8 September, 2008 at 17:10

Working? Mommy board stuff? The bastard of a thing we call real life?
Come back soon!
Monday, 8 September, 2008 at 22:32

I'd be more than happy to share my padded room with you. As long as you don't ask me to wipe your nose or your butt. Staying tuned…
Tuesday, 9 September, 2008 at 1:21

also staying tuned….
Thursday, 11 September, 2008 at 14:57

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated…"
You and Mark Twain, both fabulous writers, both worth waiting for.
Thursday, 11 September, 2008 at 16:12

Yeah, well…enjoy an extra drink or four for me since I can't have any right now – LOL
Meanwhile – waiting… patiently… now hurry up, dammit!
$Lisa\'s Chaos$
Thursday, 11 September, 2008 at 17:16

Popped over from your teeth post on blissfully to check you out. :) Looks like I caught you at a bad moment but it's all good, I will be back. :)
Friday, 12 September, 2008 at 18:30

Geez. Good to know your not dead. Waiting impatiently . . . er, patiently.
Saturday, 13 September, 2008 at 7:44

Good to know… Will keep checking back!

Hi! My name is Judith Shakespeare. Actually, no. No, it's not... My name is Courtney, but I’m also known to turn in the direction of a hollered mom, mommy, mama, or ma as well. For the past ten years, I have been married to an occasionally wonderful man with whom, thanks to a wonderful chemistry set purchased on eBay for a mere $8, I created three devilishly cute heathens: Little Man (9), That Middle One (4), and The Baby (2).

Yes, that means that I am one of those often terrifying creatures known as “Breeders”; and, no, I didn’t need a license for that.

I am your basic tattooed, liberal, slacker mom whose hobbies include (but are not limited to) rambling incoherently, expertly removing used bubblegum from Barbie’s hair, artistically glaring at little league parents, gossiping, protesting, and cooking a seven course meal while practicing global espionage in my favorite pair of Dolce pumps.

Okay, I made that last one up… I’ve never made a meal with more than two courses in my life, but you get the point... continued

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