
Last night, my toddler hugged my leg.
He quickly jumped back with a screech.
Mama, he looked at me with confusion on his face, you've got SPIKES growing out of your legs!
I told him that it was how I defended myself against alien invaders.
He nodded his head in apparent agreement and even a little awe.
If only all men were so easily impressed, eh?

Maria
Saturday, 24 October, 2009 at 11:58I'm not sure if I'm more amused at your babe's statement or your response.
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Judith Shakespeare
Tuesday, 10 November, 2009 at 15:23His. He's funnier. I promise.
junebug
Saturday, 24 October, 2009 at 13:07You're beautiful, yes, indeed.
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Judith Shakespeare
Tuesday, 10 November, 2009 at 15:23*blushes*
Qweenie
Saturday, 24 October, 2009 at 14:35Fantastic!
My hubby noticed I was 'fuzzy' the other day…I told him that I was getting my 'winter coat' and that perhaps if he kept the thermostat set to a comfortable temp. I wouldn't need it…..
He merely snorted and said "Smartass"
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Judith Shakespeare
Tuesday, 10 November, 2009 at 15:22Snort. The only time that I insist on not shaving is when Peter does… If my delicate skin gets to be raked with your funky spiky stubble, then your legs are forfeit.
Tara R.
Saturday, 24 October, 2009 at 15:33Excellent explanation! I must use that one later.
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Judith Shakespeare
Tuesday, 10 November, 2009 at 15:21It's all yours.
Screwed Up Texan
Saturday, 24 October, 2009 at 15:38Awesome response! Now I know what to tell my kids when they ask. Ah heck…it's winter coming up and unless I get invited anywhere shmancy, I ain't shaving all winter.
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Judith Shakespeare
Tuesday, 10 November, 2009 at 15:21I was rather impressed that it's the first time he noticed mine… I habitually shave because it makes my legs look skinnier (and anything that makes anything look skinnier on me is golden), but I'd been totally out of razors for like two weeks. And, dude, you're in Texas… what winter? :)
Jeanette
Sunday, 25 October, 2009 at 11:20Hehe brilliant response!
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Judith Shakespeare
Tuesday, 10 November, 2009 at 15:18I thought so myself… well, actually, I didn't think at all… it was just the first thing that popped into my head that I thought would impress the little demon.
the planet of janet
Tuesday, 27 October, 2009 at 1:16i love you. yes i do.
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Judith Shakespeare
Tuesday, 10 November, 2009 at 15:17The feeling is mutual, honey. Duh.