And then Kramer said, “Not everyday!”

Last night, my toddler hugged my leg.
He quickly jumped back with a screech.
Mama, he looked at me with confusion on his face, you’ve got SPIKES growing out of your legs!
I told him that it was how I defended myself against alien invaders.
He nodded his head in apparent agreement and even a little awe.
If only all men were so easily impressed, eh?