Conversation between Judith and Cynical Sister where they discuss CS’s various duties as an LPN at a local nursing home:
"… Really? I’ve never seen a fake eyeball. What’s it look like?"
"Kind of weird, actually. They’re not round like you see in the movies… They have a curve at the front kind of like a contact lens but the back is flat like a doll’s eyeball or something."
"Seriously? But how does it look when it’s in? Does it look real?"
"Yeah, it really does… I mean, I totally didn’t even know it was fake until they lost it."
Maria [Immoral Matriarch]
Monday, 3 March, 2008 at 16:48Eww! EWWW!!!!
jewels
Monday, 3 March, 2008 at 16:54Umm..kinda cool if you ask me! Sort of makes me want to pop out a dolls eye and check it out. I’m weird like that. LOL
Jenni
Monday, 3 March, 2008 at 17:37I’m with jewels on this one. Sounds interesting. But I also enjoy observing the placenta after I give birth, so take what I say with a grain of salt. Or a pound.
Tasina
Monday, 3 March, 2008 at 18:47I knew a guy in high school that had a fake eye. He liked to pop it out just to freak people out. He also used to always say, “it’s never a good time until someone loses and eye.” This REALLY pissed off the guy who was the cause of the eye loss (they were little kids playing “swords”…bleh).
Qweenie
Tuesday, 4 March, 2008 at 7:21Ishy! I wanna see….no wait is it gonna be gross?? Then don’t show me. Okay just a peek…. eww ishy!! Actually that’s kinda cool….
Tara R.
Tuesday, 4 March, 2008 at 16:28I guess that’s not as bad as losing your marbles… I’ll keep an eye out for it.