And This is Why You Should Be Good to Your Kids…

Conversation between Judith and Cynical Sister where they discuss CS’s various duties as an LPN at a local nursing home:

"… Really? I’ve never seen a fake eyeball. What’s it look like?"

"Kind of weird, actually. They’re not round like you see in the movies… They have a curve at the front kind of like a contact lens but the back is flat like a doll’s eyeball or something."

"Seriously? But how does it look when it’s in? Does it look real?"

"Yeah, it really does… I mean, I totally didn’t even know it was fake until they lost it."

March 3, 2008
Categories: Daily
  • http://immoralmc.blogspot.com Maria [Immoral Matriarch]

    Eww! EWWW!!!!

  • http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/ jewels

    Umm..kinda cool if you ask me! Sort of makes me want to pop out a dolls eye and check it out. I’m weird like that. LOL

  • http://justchickenfeed.com Jenni

    I’m with jewels on this one. Sounds interesting. But I also enjoy observing the placenta after I give birth, so take what I say with a grain of salt. Or a pound.

  • http://tasinastime.blogspot.com Tasina

    I knew a guy in high school that had a fake eye. He liked to pop it out just to freak people out. He also used to always say, “it’s never a good time until someone loses and eye.” This REALLY pissed off the guy who was the cause of the eye loss (they were little kids playing “swords”…bleh).

  • http://www.qweeniescourt.blogspot.com Qweenie

    Ishy! I wanna see….no wait is it gonna be gross?? Then don’t show me. Okay just a peek…. eww ishy!! Actually that’s kinda cool….

  • http://ifmomsaysok.wordpress.com Tara R.

    I guess that’s not as bad as losing your marbles… I’ll keep an eye out for it.



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