Conversation between Judith and Cynical Sister where they discuss CS’s various duties as an LPN at a local nursing home:

"… Really? I’ve never seen a fake eyeball. What’s it look like?"

"Kind of weird, actually. They’re not round like you see in the movies… They have a curve at the front kind of like a contact lens but the back is flat like a doll’s eyeball or something."

"Seriously? But how does it look when it’s in? Does it look real?"

"Yeah, it really does… I mean, I totally didn’t even know it was fake until they lost it."