And You Forgot Porn Star…

A quick post with a few updates followed by a little communicable tagging. Enjoy. :)

I hate Walmart. At Christmas.

And through intensive contortionist training and performance, I have finally worked out all of the kinks with Google and can once again start receiving mail at judithshakespeare.com. And even though you’ll no doubt miss all of those lovely "Delivery Failure" messages you’ve been receiving on a daily basis, I can now actually read your messages (and no, I do not want a $500 gift card to Old Navy for filling out your stupid survey).

And I couldn’t sleep last night, so I launched a new website. It’s cute and colorful- gag-worthy, really.

And I caught a meme from Christine over at Chicken Fried Therapy. Who knew these damn things were so contagious?

And here are the instructions:

1. Mention the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.
2. Copy-paste the traits for all the twelve months (see "continue reading" link).
3. Pick your month of birth .
4. Highlight the traits that apply to you.
5. Tag 12 people and let them know by visiting their blogs and leaving a comment for them
(see "continue reading" link).
6. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve done it!

Like Christine, my birth month is September. So here’s the rundown of my "flavor" with the applicable traits highlighted (as well as parenthetical personal commentary):

SEPTEMBER:

Suave (Is this like Rico? ‘Cause he was soooo rad. ) and compromising (This
means that I’m the girl that your parents wouldn’t let you be friends
with because I made you skip Bible Study to hang out at the tattoo
parlor flirting with that guy with the three studs in his tongue)
.

Careful (I never wear white to barbecues), cautious
and organized (I alphabetize everything… so it’s either organized or Loser Geek) .

Likes to point out people’s mistakes.

Likes to
criticize (But it totally sucks when you don’t GET it)
.

Stubborn (Peter and I always argue about this… He claims that I’m stubborn. I’ll keep insisting that I’m not until he sees it my way.).

Quiet but able to talk well. (Yeah, I learned that bit fairly early.)

Calm and cool(I alphabetize everything, remember?)


Kind
and sympathetic. (Sure, why not? *snort*)
 

Concerned and detailed. (My instruction manual even covers ticklish spots and allergies [see below])

Loyal but not always honest.

(Cradle to the Grave. Cradle to the Grave, man. And, no, your ass doesn’t look at all big in those pleather pants.)

Does work well. (?Who comes up with these things?)   


Very confident.
(Does that mean "Snobby"? ‘Cause I’m an elitist bitch. Ask anyone. :)


Sensitive.
(Do you realize how bad it sucks to be allergic to codeine?)

Good memory.

Clever and
knowledgeable.(I kick ass at drunken, strip Trivial Pursuit.)


Loves to look for information. (Google makes the world go ’round. Duh.)

Must control oneself when
criticizing.  (Must nothing.)


Able to motivate oneself.  (With lots of  vodka. :)

Understanding.


Fun to be around.

(My cat thinks so.)

Secretive.  (I have a really bad habit of speaking my mind. Loudly. So… nah.)


Loves leisure and traveling.
  (No, I prefer working and standing perfectly still.) 

Hardly shows emotions.

Tends to
bottle up feelings.


Very choosy, especially in relationships.


Systematic. (There is a method to this sort of madness after all…)

Click on the "continue reading" line below to see the list of months and who else will be getting a rash in an odd place…


Twelve people? Do I know twelve people? How about four and we call it day?:)

1. The Gun Chick
2. Qweenie
3. That "Fiesty" Red-Head
4. You… Whoever you are (Because deep down inside you want to prove your sincere affection for me, right?).

THE MONTHLY FLAVORS, WHICH ARE YOU?

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be
taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to
criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized.
Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet
unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant
to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties
expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet
easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever.
Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and
humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom.
Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and
easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes
unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring
and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves
entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside.
Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show
emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy
and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.
Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others.
Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and
fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in
choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special
things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but
tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong
mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves
people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring.
Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving.
Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest.
Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and
hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts.
Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no
motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream.
Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and
neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature
and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not
having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and
soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and
humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily
hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy.
Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand
conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive.
Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or
tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled.
Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly.
Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and
easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never
forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others
physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully.
Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy.
Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No
difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the
past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone
to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive.
Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership
qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic.
Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit.
Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful
and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and
to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense.
Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to
relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make
friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious
and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to
criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind
and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest.
Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and
knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when
criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to
bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships.
Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them.
Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but
doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always
making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer.
Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive.
Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy
and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair.
Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and
brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong
clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality.
Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less
talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and
hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never
give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone.
Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does
not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love
and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely.
Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not
able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and
generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient
and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with.
Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved.
Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing
personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates
restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
 

December 20, 2007
Categories: Daily


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