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- November 2008 (7)
- 01: So Stuff It Already (1)
- 03: Don't Worry… I'm Sure There's Some Sort of "Low" Setting. (26)
- 05: The Blog Post Where I Say… (9)
- 10: You Know…Just like Jesus!!!! (36)
- 17: Howdy Ho, Ranger Joe! (0)
- 17: I Couldn't Make This Shit Up. I Swear. (15)
- 19: Designed by Satan, Styled with Love (8)
- October 2008 (9)
- 01: Some of Us More Than Others (0)
- 14: …Because Nothing Says a Good Time Like the Plague (31)
- 16: Lord Have Mercy on Our Souls… (26)
- 19: A Warm Gun? Whatever. (10)
- 20: Notes to Self, Vol. 1 (27)
- 22: Make a Statement. Wear a Shirt. (12)
- 23: …In a Woman, It's Boldness. (Day One) (19)
- 24: When I Am Grown, I Shall Wear Eclectic… (15)
- 28: And then there were six. (21)
- September 2008 (6)
- 01: your favorite masthead in all the world, though you have never seen it (0)
- 01: The Post Where Judith Calls the GOP "Bloody Brilliant" (Bring Your Ice Skates) (38)
- 07: …And Thanks for All the Fish! (10)
- 13: 'Cause I'm a Total Slut Like That. (10)
- 14: There's Got to be a Metaphor Here Somewhere… (30)
- 22: Hmmm… Wonder if this means that I get to wear purple now. (17)
- August 2008 (20)
- 01: Overheard in Shakespeare-Ville (14)
- 02: The Free Judith Campaign (39)
- 03: On Sleeping Arrangements & Copy Cats (29)
- 04: 5 Reasons One Should Not Make a Habit of Slapping Your Wife's Ass (28)
- 05: Dude, How'd You Do That?: Adding a Signature to Your Blog *EDITED* (22)
- 06: 3 Reasons Why My Mommy Blog Can Kick Your Mommy Blog's Ass… (43)
- 10: … And Then He Said That He's Never Seen Dogma. (36)
- 11: … And Your Mama's Good Looking. (30)
- 13: Silly Daddy, Tricks Are for Kids (17)
- 15: No, Seriously… I'm Dirty. (11)
- 16: … Where You Finally Call CPS on Me (5)
- 17: Seriously, He Can't Divorce Me Over a Blog Post… (37)
- 19: … going back, back, back to school again. (14)
- 20: The Very Best Thing About New Clothes… (12)
- 23: What are we… having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch. (23)
- 26: …Or At Least Give You a Really Decent Hand Job (30)
- 27: I Totally Blame Guitar Hero… (28)
- 27: Those are some mighty…ummmm… cute shoes there. (15)
- 29: No, Not That Kind of Squirrel… (37)
- 31: Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling… (23)
- July 2008 (26)
- 02: Big Hairy Ones, I Tell 'Ya… (9)
- 05: Hear Music: Adele (0)
- 05: Hear Music: Hem (0)
- 06: Hear Music: Rosie Thomas (0)
- 06: Hear Music: Once (0)
- 06: Hear Music: Flogging Molly (0)
- 06: Hear Music: Amos Lee (0)
- 06: Read Books: The Eyre Affair (2)
- 06: Read Books: A Room of One's Own (0)
- 06: Read Books: The Boleyn Inheritance (0)
- 06: Dude, Where's a Hot Shirtless Mover Guy When You Need 'em? (18)
- 08: It's Simply Astounding… (20)
- 09: *Speechless* Wednesday: Only an evil person would see boots, right? (15)
- 09: Read Books: The Lost Duke… (4)
- 10: Why Don't We Just Leave That to Ol' Eddie Boy… (28)
- 14: Wilson Was More Than Just a Volleyball, Demmit… (4)
- 15: Just a Second, Mama… I'm Learning to be a Girl. (5)
- 15: It's Either This or Stick an Icepick Through My Ear… (11)
- 17: Another Good Thing Brought to You by a Fat Woody… (17)
- 20: The Return of Weekly Winners… And a Wedgie Too! (10)
- 22: Optimism: The Other White Meat (25)
- 24: Pay No Attention to the Melancholy Behind the Curtain… (12)
- 25: Hmmmm… I Wonder If Your Jock Strap Will Burn As Well As My Bra Does. (15)
- 30: No Onions, No Pickles, and a Side of 'Dumbass', Please. (16)
- 31: July 2008 (0)
- 31: 110% Grade 'A' (0)
- June 2008 (7)
- 06: Teeth Over Tit…Who'd Have Thunk It? (9)
- 12: I'm Ba-ack! …And well on my way to becoming a divorcee. (12)
- 17: You Put the Banana in the Dragon's Mouth and It Turns Back into the Baby, Right? (10)
- 20: Grab your torch and pitchfork…(On Clever Beginnings, Mis-Placed Endings, & Railroaded Points of Sorts) (4)
- 24: Let's Talk About Sex, Baby… (7)
- 26: Today's Photo is Brought to You by…Mother Goose. (6)
- 27: … because motherhood is so much more than diapers and spit-up. And a GIVEAWAY! (4)
- May 2008 (22)
- 02: Fat Free Friday
(Or How Many Times Can I Say Ass in One Post) (10) - 02: Ye Olde Site 2008
- 03: Those Kinds of Kids Scare the Hell Out of Me
(Scrolling Saturdays) (3) - 04: Shaken not Stirred
(Weekly Winners) (22) - 05: Into the Frying Pan
(Otherwise Known as 'What Happened to Good Ol' Fashioned Random Teenage Sex and Drug Use?') (14) - 07: The 'Oh Shit, I Dropped the Baby' Face (11)
- 08: … Whose Idea Was This Anyhow?
(circa 1997) (14) - 09: Hair Product Weighs At Least a Pound, Right?
(Fat-Free Friday) (6) - 10: Pipe [Cleaner] Dreams…
(Weekly Winners) (19) - 14: Ain't Nothing Gonna Break My Stride…
(Damn the Man.) (12) - 15: Words
(100 Word Challenge) (7) - 16: I've Changed My Mind…
I'd Rather Be a Groupie (5) - 16: Oh oh Oh oh oh…
(Haiku Friday) (10) - 17: So You Can Do Long-Division Now, Right?
If Not, You're Grounded.
Forever. (9) - 18: Bad Dog!
(Weekly Winners, FAQs, and Other Various Nifty Things to Link To) (14) - 19: They're Coming to Take Me Away…OR Desperately Seeking Bartender/Babysitter with Large Luxury Vehicle (13)
- 20: Dude, How'd She Do That…A Basic Photography Set-Up on a Budget (9)
- 21: She's Really Not a Whore, I Swear…Okay, maybe she is, but I kind of like her. (9)
- 24: Yeah, That Idea About the Diet Prozac? Definitely the Best Thing to Come Out of That Movie. (13)
- 24: I Big Puffy Heart That Word As I've Never Big Puffy Hearted a Word Before (12)
- 27: The Prettiest Little Padded Room That You Ever Did See…(And the Green Grass Grew All Around) (10)
- 31: Bedlam, Thy Name is Roadtrip OR Just One More Reason for Me to Leave My Husband for the Crackberry (11)
- 02: Fat Free Friday
- April 2008 (13)
- 03: Damn Agendas…
(100 Word Challenge) (9) - 03: It's a Free-ee Ride… (When You've Already Paid) (12)
- 06: The Latest in Retractable Horn Wear…
(Weekly Winners) (13) - 08: Growing Realists Since 1999
(Words and Voices provided by That Middle One) (11) - 09: Middle Child Syndrome (21)
- 10: Spark
(100 Word Challenge) (6) - 11: On Vibrators & Coat Hangers
(A Tale of Tragedy and Innovation) (19) - 13: Why Bubble Machines Make Excellent Babysitters
(Weekly Winners) (29) - 13: My New Shoe Can Kick Your New Shoe's Ass…
(Not Quite the Pink One You Were Expecting) (23) - 20: So Here's to the Golden Moon…
(Weekly Winners) (19) - 21: From Douche Bag to Dill Hole
(With Bastard and Dick Head Between) (15) - 25: Eating Can Be a Fattening Hobby.(And other sage advice from Nancy Drew) (11)
- 27: If My Husband Tasted Like a Lady…
(We'd Both Be Happier.) (15)
- 03: Damn Agendas…
- March 2008 (14)
- 02: They Get It from Their Mama (Weekly Winners) (30)
- 03: And This is Why You Should Be Good to Your Kids… (6)
- 06: Beats Scrubbing the Toothpaste Trails Out of the Bathroom Sink… (6)
- 06: I'd Laugh Harder… If It Weren't So Probable (2)
- 07: It's Like Ra-i-ain… (27)
- 08: A Public Dear Maria Letter
(A Special Guest Post from a Hot Man with an Accent That Makes Me Tingle in Funny Places) (5) - 09: What Happens When Mother Nature Forgets Her Pills…
(Weekly Winners) (33) - 10: We Just Got a Weener…
(I Wonder Who They Are) (5) - 17: S.O.S
(Help! I Need Somebody…) (19) - 24: … But Does It Dream In Red? (The Many Synonyms of Vomiting) (10)
- 26: Why Daddy Owns More Than One Shotgun (17)
- 26: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
(Ooh, look out you rock 'n' rollers) (11) - 27: You Could Learn A Lot by Paying Attention Here
(100 Word Challenge) (4) - 30: Happiness is…
(Weekly Winners) (24)
- February 2008 (13)
- 06: I'm Baaaaaack…. (21)
- 11: Because Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is Such a Fabulous Word (14)
- 12: Why Exactly is a Raven Like a Writing Desk? (A 'Get Your Geek On' Kickass Giveaway) (39)
- 13:
- 13: With Kaleidoscope Eyes… (10)
- 14: I Hope You're Having a Wonderful V-Day… (2)
- 15: …But I Do Keep Duct Tape & Spare Hand Towels Around Just in Case. (18)
- 17: A Little Ramen Never Hurt No One… (9)
- 18: You Might Live By Rednecks If… (15)
- 24: Well, At Least It's Not a Backroad in Texas… (25)
- 26: I Will Call You Betty… (16)
- 27: An Eye for An Eye (16)
- 28: …Because I Just Might Put You Out On the Street Corner Where You Belong (With a Little Bonus VD) (14)
- January 2008 (18)
- 01: A Bright Beginning… If I Do Say So Myself (16)
- 02: Share the Love
- 04: "…you are a liar and a cad, and I spit on your tears." A Post with Footnotes. (12)
- 05: A Week Spent in Pajamas… (15)
- 07: And I Laughed When They Said That About Hamlet… (11)
- 08: Yeah, Well, Stop Scratching That Too! (15)
- 10: Memes Are Just Something That Grown-Ups Invented… (8)
- 10: Are We Falling or Flying? From the Collected Works (6)
- 12: Three and a Half Burps: A Special Report by Infamous Food Critic Baby O' Baby (15)
- 16: Today You are You (7)
- 16: And Here You Thought That a House Must Have Fallen on My Head… (12)
- 17: There's No Such Thing as an "Un"Birthday. Never Ever Speak of It Again. (10)
- 18: Because Haikus Don't Generally Contain the Word "Douche" (22)
- 19: (20)
- 22: Yeah, Well, My Next Husband is Going to Be an Asshole… (17)
- 22: It Burns! It Burns! (19)
- 25: The Stunts Contained in the Following Haiku Should Be Performed by Professionals Only. Please Do Not Try Them at Home. (23)
- 26: The Gods Have Spoken (22)
- December 2007 (19)
- 01: A Judith Recommends: I Love You More (5)
- 02: Wait… You Don't Want to Know Fifty Random Facts or the Color of My Underwear? Hot Damn. (20)
- 04: Oh… Is That What They're Calling It These Days? (9)
- 04: Old Whore's Diet (The Title I Couldn't Resist) (8)
- 06: My Parents Went to Fiji… And All I Got Was This Stupid Lump of Coal. (A Shakespearean Christmas Poem) (10)
- 07: Time for an Intervention? (Memes Make the Blogging World Go 'Round Obviously) (10)
- 09: I Just Refer to Them As (18)
- 13: …As It Hurts When He Pees. (Season 3, Episode 14) (8)
- 14: Excuses and Clarifications (Haiku Friday) (5)
- 15: Sugar & Spice & Everything Smelly (6)
- 16: And I Ate Most of It Myself… (Weekly Winners) (18)
- 18: It Didn't Seem So Bad When It Came With the Mario Brothers… (11)
- 20: And You Forgot Porn Star… (8)
- 21: We'll Just Say They Were Made in China… (Haiku Friday III) (7)
- 22:
- 22: Shoes, Glorious Shoes (Weekly Winners) (14)
- 23: …Because Blogger VD from Judith is Like Getting a Hallmark Card. We Only Care to Send the Very Best! (15)
- 28: The "I Hate You Both! Never Talk to Me Again!" Post (8)
- 30: Out at Dad's (Weekly Winners) (19)
- November 2007 (10)
- 15: Merely Players
( otherwise known as Pay No Attention to My Siblings. They're Just Here for the Sequels.) (4) - 17: …Because My Favorite Nightshirt Says, (5)
- 19: Why Yes… Yes, I Am (8)
- 19: This is My Dance Space. That's Yours.* (5)
- 20: … that's because the time continuum is so different in HELL. (8)
- 21: This is an Anti-Drug Ad. (3)
- 26: There Are Children Throwing Snowballs Instead of Throwing Heads… (8)
- 28: And Just Look What Happened to Ann Boleyn… (13)
- 30: Peer Pressure, I'm Far Too Sensitive… (A Brief Post of Parenthetical Clarifications) (5)
- 30: The Success of This Campaign Depends Entirely on the Freshness of Your Breath… (2)
- 15: Merely Players
- October 2007 (3)
- 08: So I'm a Naughty Blogger… (1)
- 08: The Profane Toddler (A Tale of Cursing) (1)
- 23: And Thank God for It (2)
- July 2007 (3)
- June 2007 (4)
- May 2007 (1)
- 21: A Pretty Ballerina Am I (21)
- April 2007 (3)
- March 2007 (4)
- February 2007 (12)
- 03: The Snowman Not of My Dreams (3)
- 05: This way, you can at least pretend to be cool… (0)
- 07: Butter Me Up and Call Me Happy (14)
- 15: There’s No Criticism Like Social Criticism or Have Another Cookie, Psycho (10)
- 17: “I bought a chair once, but I didn’t like it.” (10)
- 18: Only Celebrities Get the Good Ones… (20)
- 19: Sorry, Bridget, but I make these look good. (13)
- 22: A Study in Alliteration : The Rural Writer (3)
- 23: There Truly Are Scarier Things Out There Than Tom Cruise (6)
- 23: Get Off of Me, Would ‘Ya? (11)
- 25: Becky, Look at Her Butt. It is Soooo Big. (9)
- 26: A Tale of Primates, Babies, and the Absolute Need for Dustbusters (3)
- January 2007 (8)
- 05: Yeah, well, mine was cuter… (2)
- 05: For the Birds (5)
- 07: Anal Retentiveness and the Desperate Housewife (3)
- 19: It Burns! It Burns! (6)
- 20: Give him an inch, and he’ll bring home a litter. (6)
- 27: Tales from the Domestic Goddess (6)
- 28: in the pines, in the pines, where the sun don’t ever shine (4)
- 31: Yes, this is an asylum… and we have cookies. (5)
- December 2006 (2)
- November 2006 (2)
- October 2006 (2)
- 09: A Shitty Week in the Life of… (0)
- 27: Scary Movies Turn Me On (0)
- August 2006 (3)
- 10: Material Girl (1)
- 23: Please Don’t Involve Me in Your Friendliness… (1)
- 31: “All children, except one, grow up.” (0)
- July 2006 (2)
- 24: The Profane Toddler (A Tale of Cursing) (5)
- 27: It’s Good to be King (0)
