…As It Hurts When He Pees. (Season 3, Episode 14)

I am a slobbering, blubbering, snotty, puffy-faced, overly empathic, silly goose of a titty baby…

But I’m okay with that.

I’m okay with the fact that the new Kleenex commercials make me tear-up,
and I’m okay with being the only adult blubbering in the theater when they
run down poor Mufasa. I’m okay about crying so hard that I throw-up when
Maverick is holding Goose in the water… And I’m okay with giving up on
television shows about hospitals when the bastards gave [Goose] cancer
and killed him off while Somewhere Over the Rainbow cheerfully played in the background and even being the only person who thinks that the part where Wilson floats away is one of the saddest moments of all times.

Yep, I’m okay with all of that.

I’m even okay with letting my sister convince me that I’d really really enjoy watching Grey’s Anatomy. (She was right , of course, no doubt due to the fact that I’m a slobbering, blubbering, snotty, puffy-faced, overly empathic, silly goose of a titty baby and GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT among other things.) 

And I’ve been balling my eyes out basically non-stop since I put in the first dvd.

Since she finally deigned to bring over the third season a couple of days ago, I’ve been wrapped up in the McLives of McFake McDoctors who are bunch of McFarkin indecisive albeit MCHOT titty babies themselves (I’m definitely okay with that).

Of course, in order to truly enjoy anything that isn’t animated or sport-like here in the Shakespearean house of toddlerdom (and cry with minimal interruptions),  one must utilize those hours between ten and five when the rest of the  bunch are drooling away on their pillows.

And I’m okay with that.

I’m even okay with this McPain-in-the-Ass perpetual sinus headache brought on by lack of sleep, overuse of tear ducts, and the ins and outs of everyday life.  I’m tired, grumpy, and have about six loads of laundry and a week load of blog-world to catch-up on…

And I’m okay with that too.

After all, I’ve got a good twelve episodes to go.

December 13, 2007
Categories: Daily
  • http://thegunchick.wordpress.com Roxy

    Why do you think I refuse to watch certain shows and movies? I just can’t do it.
    Nope. Not gonna happen. I’m not watching. You can’t make me!
    I used to leave the room when the kids were watching The Lion King. Yep.
    I’m notorious for needing to go potty, or deciding to go make popcorn, or having to fix my contacts, or some other excuse to vacate the premises when the tear-jerking parts come on.
    So sue me.

  • http://rdhmom.blogspot.com Alison

    I am the same way! Whenever I take my kids to the movies and I end up crying, which is most of the time, invariably one of them will say really loudly, during a quiet moment, “Mommy, are you crying?”

  • http://secretagentmama.com/blog Secret Agent Mama

    So this is where you’ve been all week? Watching Grey’s! I bawl watching every single episode.

  • http://www.suchsimplepleasures.com melissa

    i must be an insensitive titty…i hardly cry. really, i think it’s a personality disorder…oh well. i did cry over hallmark commercials, during pregnancies. and…i’ve been known to shed a tear…not two…for emotional movie scenes. but, other than that…nada.
    anyway…feel better! chicken soup…it’s jewish penicillin…and, i’m jewish so, i should know about these things! cures all…allegedly!
    xoxo

  • http://www.theonlythingiknow.com Judith

    LOL. Yes, I’ve been watching Grey’s all week and have neglected my blogging family (mayhap my real family a bit too :))…

    But, if it’s any consolation, I’ve been miserably sick too. :)

  • http://www.asoutherfairytale.blogspot.com Rachel

    Sorry you’re so sick. You were supposed to call me back. But someone dumped a capri sun in the diaper bag and new phone no worky anymore so don’t bother :-) :-( :-)
    I’m a big slobbering mess baby, too. N just smiles. I’m pathetic. Glad you are too!!
    I’m back on top momma :-)
    Feel tip top again soon darlin’. I miss your snark

  • Qweenie

    I cry about every tear jerky dumb thing on the planet, so I’ve made the decision to NEVER watch an entire Grey’s episode. Now go wash your blotchy face, catch a nap and come back to us!!

    Miss you!!

  • http://kaiseralex.com Dawn

    I was alone when I watched the end of Greys Season 2.

    I was wearing a white tshirt and mascara.

    By the end, my white tshirt was wearing the mascara and I was not.

    Judith Says: I feel you, honey! I was literally sick from sobbing after my little marathon. Thanks for stopping by!



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