Thursday, March 6, 2008 | 6 responses | Filed Under: Eat Me, Martha Stewart!

So… you know how a pregnant woman will crave dirt or paint or an insanely large amount of raw fish wrapped in rice and seaweed because she needs a little extra something or another in her system?

Does this mean that I'm not giving the toddler enough Spaghetti Os whenever he WON'T STOP CHEWING ON THE FREAKING DRYER SHEETS?

Because his breath is starting to smell better than my laundry… And I'm kind of resenting that.

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   March 6, 2008

   Ew. LOL

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   March 6, 2008

   That's a little weird. But Dylan is 17 and still eats the erasers off pencils so what the hell do I know.

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   March 6, 2008

   Mine used to eat butter… I'd find tiny little teeth marks in the stick in the frig all the time.

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   March 6, 2008

   Better the dryer sheet then a mouth that smelled like dog food. That was one of my son's favorite past times when he was a toddler.

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   March 6, 2008

   LOLOL! Is that healthy?

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   March 7, 2008

   bah….it's just ruffage right?? LOL

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there's no such thing as free speech on a weblog (after all, there's always some man behind some curtain with his hand on the delete button, right?)... so we'll call this your right to speech at a very good discount, mmmkay? in other words, you're encouraged to post whatever you like. feel free to agree, disagree, question, or whatever it is that'll tickle your pickle. I just ask that you do not spam, flood, or use an incredibly annoying amount of emoticons or cheap perfume.

They give me hives.

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