Beats Scrubbing the Toothpaste Trails Out of the Bathroom Sink…

So… you know how a pregnant woman will crave dirt or paint or an insanely large amount of raw fish wrapped in rice and seaweed because she needs a little extra something or another in her system?

Does this mean that I’m not giving the toddler enough Spaghetti Os whenever he WON’T STOP CHEWING ON THE FREAKING DRYER SHEETS?

Because his breath is starting to smell better than my laundry… And I’m kind of resenting that.

March 6, 2008
Categories: Eat Me, Martha Stewart!
  • http://insaneworld.wordpress.com Sandy

    Ew. LOL

  • http://tasinastime.blogspot.com Tasina

    That’s a little weird. But Dylan is 17 and still eats the erasers off pencils so what the hell do I know.

  • http://ifmomsaysok.wordpress.com Tara R.

    Mine used to eat butter… I’d find tiny little teeth marks in the stick in the frig all the time.

  • http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/ jewels

    Better the dryer sheet then a mouth that smelled like dog food. That was one of my son’s favorite past times when he was a toddler.

  • http://immoralmc.blogspot.com Maria

    LOLOL! Is that healthy?

  • http://www.qweeniescourt.blogspot.com Qweenie

    bah….it’s just ruffage right?? LOL



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