Because Haikus Don’t Generally Contain the Word “Douche”
drop-off line at school
daunting, scary and STRESSFUL
learn to drive, douche bag
redneck cut me off
stupid bleepity bleep bleep
look, kids, a birdie!
sugar, honey, iced
tea with a side of hot fudge
hidden curses suck
kids are in the car
else I’d stop, say a word, and
stick foot up your ass
rage-inspired ‘ku
finally at an end now-
Judith Shakespeare out.
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