Damn Agendas…
(100 Word Challenge)

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“Chocolates! It’s not my birthday, you know.”

“I know. I thought I’d do something special for you just because
it’s Monday.”

“Oh, honey. These orchids are stunning!”

“…just because it’s Tuesday.”

“Yes, I’d love a back rub! Thank you!”

“…just because it’s Wednesday.”

“Did you clean the kitchen and fold the laundry?”

“…just because it’s Thursday.”

“A real
restaurant? The kind that doesn’t offer booster seats? Really?”

“…just because it’s Friday.”

“Thanks for letting me sleep-in, love.”

“…just because it’s Saturday.”

“You know, this has been such a great week! Chocolates,
flowers, back rubs…”

“Honey, can I buy a boat?”

April 3, 2008
Categories: Daily
  • http://velvetverbosity.com Velvet Verbosity

    I don’t know if this was a true story, but it sure was truly funny! Always that hidden agenda. Hey, well, negotiation works for me!

  • http://cheaperthantherapyjen.blogspot.com Jen

    Aye, there’s the rub!
    ;)

  • http://mommysmartini.blogspot.com MommyTime

    Wow — you are brilliant. Honestly, writing short takes me so much more time than writing long that I could never meet this challenge. Well, I couldn’t meet it AND get anything else done. This is excellent, though.

  • http://immoralmc.blogspot.com Maria

    I’m so in love with you and your creativity. I would have pulled my hair out counting after every word.

  • http://www.schaererville.com Ms. Maxwell

    You? RULE. You have got a brain that is pre-wired for the 100 Word challenge. I love how you dance around the subject and give it to us *POW* right in the kisser at the end. Oh. You are such a delight to read!

  • http://secretagentmama.com/ Secret Agent Mama

    I love how you are taking the word and working it, but not using it! I should of thought of that one.. LOL I {Puffy Heart} You, Ya Know!

  • http://www.qweeniescourt.blogspot.com Qweenie

    Ah, typical Judith……brilliant AND hillarious!!

    Smooch, ~Q

  • http://www.asouthernfairytale.blogspot.com rachel

    P & N are totally in sync with each other.
    Loved this!!

  • http://fromtheplanetofjanet.blogspot.com the planet of janet

    hi-freakin-larious…



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