Monday, November 3, 2008 | 26 responses | Filed Under: Daily & Only Judith & ___ of 365
"Dude, that gun shop has tasers. Like pink tasers. I so want a pink taser. Are you gonna buy me one?"
"Hmmmm."
"I mean, really, don't you think I need a taser? It'll, like, keep me safe and stuff…"
"Well, if you start working at night or something then, yeah, it would probably be a good idea. But there's no way in hell that I'm buying you a taser right now."
"Wha?!@?#? How come?"
"Judith, I'm not stupid. Who do you think will be the first person to get tased whenever you get pissed off? And keep in mind that you get pissed off a lot."
"I promise I won't tase you. CROSS MY HEART."
"Yeah, whatever."
"No realllllly. I promissssse not to tase you. Ever."
"Uh-huh… And when I'm writhing on the floor in pain after being tased with a pink pocket-sized taser by my lovely wife, and I'm looking up at you saying, "You promised not to ever tase me!" You know what you'll say?"
"What?"
"I lied. Then you'll probably tase me again. Whore."
"… yeah. I probably would."
We have obviously been married too long.
7/365: The Baggy Jeans
8/10: I Have a Headache
9/365: Under the Hat (pardon the cleavage)
10/365:... Of Mine
11/365: Judy is a Punk
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November 3, 2008
Hey Jude…
I am curious what 365 is…I tried to look it up but apparently there are a lot of ideas that have 365 days to do with them. … Can ya elaborate a teeny bit?
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November 3rd, 2008
"Na…na…na… nanananah nanananah…"
A portrait a day for a year. You're supposed to be somewhere in the portrait according to some and others just say a picture from your day. :)
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November 3, 2008
So can him flopping all over the floor after you tase him be one of your 365's? j/k No really I am. ;)
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November 3rd, 2008
LOL. I shall endeavor to grant your wish. :)
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November 3, 2008
Pardon the cleavage??? More like relish the cleavage.
I just bought my first DSLR. Now, teach me how to use photoshop. Kthnxbai.
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November 3rd, 2008
No, really, I had squeezed my arms together in order to get the picture and things got a little ridiculous down there. Seriously.
Great Photoshop tips at:
http://mcpactions.com/blog/
The Pioneer Woman
Blissfully Domestic
:)
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November 3, 2008
LAUGHING MY A$$ OFF!
That was too funny that sounds like me & my husband…probably the reason why I find it so hilarous!
And oh my!!!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE your pictures! Im so jealous…will you be like my teacher or something!? haha! (Im really not joking) I use a Canon Powershot S3IS…any suggestions for best settings?? And you use Photoshop?? I have the hardest time figuring it out so I never use it even though i DO have it…Ive been using Picnik. Any help youd like to offer would be greatly appreciated!
Thanks!
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November 3rd, 2008
Photoshop actions will make your life wonderful, honey!!! Here's a link to an older post where I talked about a few FREE ones: http://www.theonlythingiknow.com/i-big-puffy-heart-that-word-as-ive-never-big-puffy-hearted-a-word-before
Good luck!!
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November 3, 2008
I wonder what it says that I read the title as "i'm sure there's some sort of love setting" and then read the whole thing giggling hysterically. oops.
Hello cleavage! Wowza hot stuff. Diggin' the toenails.
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November 4th, 2008
That's my kind of love. *snort*
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November 3, 2008
Umm… well… would it help him to know that the darling and wonderful BF of mine was volunteering to get tased - so we could film the result and sell the DVD at the next match where he had designed one of his patented "Stages From Hell" - the ones where shooters, upon completion of the stage mumble things like, "F*!k you Steve!" (and that's one of the polite comments).
And never mind the oh-so-cute toes or the abundant cleavage - it's the cool hat I'm diggin'!
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November 4th, 2008
See… Some guys obviously don't mind being tased. Peter is so out of the loop. LOL.
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November 3, 2008
Oh - and am I missing something?
I'm only counting 11 pics - not 12.
What gives?
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November 3rd, 2008
Had a terrible migraine on day nine… I figured that I'd do a make-up day or something at the end. :)
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November 3, 2008
Ouchie… Figured that out when I looked at the Flickr set….
But in my speed-reading of blogs I adore - I thought I simply miscounted…
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November 3, 2008
Nice boobage dood. Really. Props for it. And I'm totally with you on the tazer.
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November 4th, 2008
It's really out of control in that picture… I was squishing stuff that shouldn't have been squished when I held the camera at arm's length, but by the time that I got around to loading them to the computer, it was too late to take another picture.
Oh well. Just boobs, right? LOL
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November 3, 2008
I used to ask for weapons when I was a kid, like a knife to keep on my bedside table. My mom used to always say that the bad guy would just take it away from me, and then what would I do? It stuck. I always assume weapons will just be taken away from me now. But this, my dear, has shed a new light. What kind of bad guy wants to jack a pink taser? The answer is none.
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November 4th, 2008
Dude… You're bloody brilliant. Am totally using this as yet another arguing point. :)
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November 4, 2008
okay now I need a pink tazer to go with my law enforcement grade pepper spray……LOVE it!!
Though I'm still holding out for a glock, do those come in pink? ….LOL
*BTW, The House of Yes….Oui?
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November 4, 2008
Well now the thought of a husband being tased by a pink taser will sure pull me out of lurk mode. Can you tell mine is ticking me off right now. I say your hubby should 'take one for the team' and then you can take pictures. Then I can pretend it's my husband down on that floor twitching and writhing in pain. Whoa. Apparently hubby is ticking me off way more then even "I" thought.
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November 5th, 2008
Okay… so I was thinking about this… They make these tasers that when you push the button, little arm-like cables shout out and attach to the "attacker"… That way you don't have to be close to the guy to zap him.
I'm going to save up some money and buy you one.
That way you can zap your husband without even leaving the couch. And you will be less pissed. :)
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November 5th, 2008
I have visions of him walking around the corner, going past my office and me using this. Then when he's done twitching and drooling and looking up at me from the top of the stairs I can say "What? I'm way over here." Oh I'm liking this!!
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November 4, 2008
If I had a taser, I'd just end up zapping myself:P
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November 4, 2008
Boobage *rocks*!!
And what's his damage? Not wanting to get tased?? If he really loves you. . .
Oh, wait. Mr. Dragyn wouldn't do that for me either! *D'oh!*
But a pink taser would kick ass!!
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November 5, 2008
My BFF has a pink taser. She carries it in her purse. I am not kidding.
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