For the Birds

So, my ass has officially gotten out of control. I totally blame these children… especially the two most recently born. You have to admit, though, that keeping a cute ass while eating such culinary delicacies like mac ‘n cheese and pizza rolls is an accomplishment rarely achieved.

Nevertheless, I shall endeavor.

To lose sufficient enough weight to be fairly attractive again come my next birthday, I will need to limit myself to 1200 calories per day.

1200 calories a day? Hell… I’m a southern girl. I take in more calories than that just by breathing. Wish me luck!

January 5, 2007
Categories: Daily

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