Scenario: The Pink Power Ranger has suddenly found herself trapped on the third shelf of the bookcase high above the rest of the world. Enter the White Ranger.

In a very manly voice he yells,

"Hold on, Pink! I’ll save you!"

To which Pink (in a four-year-old’s version of a high-pitched voice) responds,

"No thank you. I’ll save myself."

Yeah, ummmm….

Eat that, Disney.