Growing Realists Since 1999
(Words and Voices provided by That Middle One)
Scenario: The Pink Power Ranger has suddenly found herself trapped on the third shelf of the bookcase high above the rest of the world. Enter the White Ranger.
In a very manly voice he yells,
"Hold on, Pink! I’ll save you!"
To which Pink (in a four-year-old’s version of a high-pitched voice) responds,
"No thank you. I’ll save myself."
Yeah, ummmm….
Eat that, Disney.