Goodbye boring Bald Knob.

Hello Alabama.

Now… I’m not entirely sure how the redneck hierarchy works, but I think that I just may be moving on up in the grand scheme of things.

Summary:

I’m in the process of moving and have been breathing and sleeping cardboard boxes and packing tape for the last week. I’ll be back soon.

I hope.

(They do have internet in Alabama, right?)

(P.S. My birthday happens to be coming up next week, and if anybody who is *required by blood or marriage* to buy me a gift happens to be reading this blog , I’d really like the new Estee Lauder perfume. *hint. hint.*)