I think that she was just afraid of all of the wire coathangers or something…

“Mom? How come the tooth fairy didn’t come last night?”

“Uh… ummm… yeah… uh… oh… uh…. I forgot to email her and let her know that you lost a tooth, honey. I’ll go do that right now.”

One day, they’ll give me medals for this shit.

You just wait and see.

February 19, 2009
Categories: Daily


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