New Box of Colors and Pair of Blunt Scissors… $5.00

New Pair of Shoes… $40

New Backpack… $20

One Bag of Frozen Peas to Keep Black-Eye that He Came Home with on the Second Day of Preschool from Swelling … $1.00

Look on Daddy’s Face When Teacher Explains that the Other Kid Has Two Shiners & a Busted Lip… Priceless.