Sunday, April 27, 2008 | 15 responses | Filed Under: Daily
You know how toward the end of the Ms. America pageant, the announcer isolates each contestant and asks them some inane question pulled out of a rabbit hole somewhere?
Well, if they suddenly decided to have a Ms. "I can see my ass while looking at my front and have to go on a diet" pageant AND for some odd reason I'm chosen as a finalist (after all, "I can see my ass while looking at my front and have to go on a diet but am still smokin'") AND they ask me some inane question pulled out of a rabbit hole somewhere AND it happens to run along the lines of…
"If you had one wish in this world, what would it be?"
Would I wish for world peace?
An end to poverty?
A healthier planet?
Nope.
I'd wish for chocolate.
Because no one should expect a pre-menstrual crazy woman on a diet to be big on the philanthropy.
April 28, 2008
I would TOTALLY vote for you! ;P
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April 28, 2008
what jen said….
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April 28, 2008
Mmm Chocolate…one of the things on my list of things to indulge in after Babygirl is born…
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April 28, 2008
If you wished for an endless supply of chocolate for everyone in the world who wanted it, you could get credit for world peace AND world satisfaction.
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April 28, 2008
Chocolate what??
I mean c'mon be specific….
I would wish for chocolate coffee, with chocolate creamer and a chocolate donut…..mmmmmmmm chocolate…..
I think I should get some lunch now
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April 28, 2008
Sounds good to me…you'd get my vote!
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April 28, 2008
I could have stopped at the title and still been laughing for hours. Oh, the possibilities…
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April 28, 2008
I'm with the Qween, chocolate what? And honey, I'm sorry you are pre-menstrual and on a diet. One of these days, I'll be on a diet too…..maybe anyway.
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April 28, 2008
AMEN!!!!
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April 29, 2008
I'd like to say something clever and funnt here, but there's nothing funny about a pre-menstrual woman needing her chocolate! Try Hershey's 60 calorie dark chocolate sticks–they're like 2 points each. Tip: keep them in your car, so you don't eat three or four or five of them.
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April 29, 2008
You know how that title sounded. I wanted something juicy. :p
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April 29, 2008
PMS or not, I need my dark chocolate!
Sometimes I wish my hubby tasted like dark chocolate. I bet he does too..
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April 29, 2008
I'm right there with ya. :) Chocolate it is. LOL
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April 30, 2008
Testify sista friend. I'm eating a CCCookie right now. MMmmm.
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May 1, 2008
I still love ya :-)
You are just too cute. Sorry about the PMS.
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