You know how toward the end of the Ms. America pageant, the announcer isolates each contestant and asks them some inane question pulled out of a rabbit hole somewhere?
Well, if they suddenly decided to have a Ms. "I can see my ass while looking at my front and have to go on a diet" pageant AND for some odd reason I’m chosen as a finalist (after all, "I can see my ass while looking at my front and have to go on a diet but am still smokin’") AND they ask me some inane question pulled out of a rabbit hole somewhere AND it happens to run along the lines of…
"If you had one wish in this world, what would it be?"
Would I wish for world peace?
An end to poverty?
A healthier planet?
Nope.
I’d wish for chocolate.
Because no one should expect a pre-menstrual crazy woman on a diet to be big on the philanthropy.
Jen
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 0:03I would TOTALLY vote for you! ;P
the planet of janet
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 1:06what jen said….
Sandy
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 9:39Mmm Chocolate…one of the things on my list of things to indulge in after Babygirl is born…
MommyTime
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 9:51If you wished for an endless supply of chocolate for everyone in the world who wanted it, you could get credit for world peace AND world satisfaction.
Qweenie
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 12:13Chocolate what??
I mean c’mon be specific….
I would wish for chocolate coffee, with chocolate creamer and a chocolate donut…..mmmmmmmm chocolate…..
I think I should get some lunch now
Nap Warden
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 13:00Sounds good to me…you’d get my vote!
Jenni
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 15:42I could have stopped at the title and still been laughing for hours. Oh, the possibilities…
jewels
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 22:31I’m with the Qween, chocolate what? And honey, I’m sorry you are pre-menstrual and on a diet. One of these days, I’ll be on a diet too…..maybe anyway.
dkaye
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 23:11AMEN!!!!
Meg
Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 7:54I’d like to say something clever and funnt here, but there’s nothing funny about a pre-menstrual woman needing her chocolate! Try Hershey’s 60 calorie dark chocolate sticks–they’re like 2 points each. Tip: keep them in your car, so you don’t eat three or four or five of them.
Maria
Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 10:21You know how that title sounded. I wanted something juicy. :p
Nissa
Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 12:53PMS or not, I need my dark chocolate!
Sometimes I wish my hubby tasted like dark chocolate. I bet he does too..
Ute
Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 22:40I’m right there with ya. :) Chocolate it is. LOL
Tara R.
Wednesday, 30 April, 2008 at 13:17Testify sista friend. I’m eating a CCCookie right now. MMmmm.
rachel
Thursday, 1 May, 2008 at 16:04I still love ya :-)
You are just too cute. Sorry about the PMS.