If My Husband Tasted Like a Lady…
(We’d Both Be Happier.)

You know how toward the end of the Ms. America pageant, the announcer isolates each contestant and asks them some inane question pulled out of a rabbit hole somewhere?

Well, if they suddenly decided to have a Ms. "I can see my ass while looking at my front and have to go on a diet" pageant AND for some odd reason I’m chosen as a finalist (after all, "I can see my ass while looking at my front and have to go on a diet but am still smokin’") AND they ask me some inane question pulled out of a rabbit hole somewhere AND it happens to run along the lines of…

"If you had one wish in this world, what would it be?"

Would I wish for world peace?

An end to poverty?

A healthier planet?

Nope.

I’d wish for chocolate.

Because no one should expect a pre-menstrual crazy woman on a diet to be big on the philanthropy.

April 27, 2008
Categories: Daily
  • http://cheaperthantherapyjen.blogspot.com Jen

    I would TOTALLY vote for you! ;P

  • http://fromtheplanetofjanet.blogspot.com the planet of janet

    what jen said….

  • http://insaneworld.wordpress.com Sandy

    Mmm Chocolate…one of the things on my list of things to indulge in after Babygirl is born…

  • http://mommysmartini.blogspot.com MommyTime

    If you wished for an endless supply of chocolate for everyone in the world who wanted it, you could get credit for world peace AND world satisfaction.

  • http://www.qweeniescourt.blogspot.com Qweenie

    Chocolate what??

    I mean c’mon be specific….

    I would wish for chocolate coffee, with chocolate creamer and a chocolate donut…..mmmmmmmm chocolate…..

    I think I should get some lunch now

  • http://napwarden.blogspot.com Nap Warden

    Sounds good to me…you’d get my vote!

  • http://justchickenfeed.com Jenni

    I could have stopped at the title and still been laughing for hours. Oh, the possibilities…

  • http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/ jewels

    I’m with the Qween, chocolate what? And honey, I’m sorry you are pre-menstrual and on a diet. One of these days, I’ll be on a diet too…..maybe anyway.

  • http://dkaye.com/coldcoffee dkaye

    AMEN!!!!

  • http://prefersherfantasylife.blogspot.com/ Meg

    I’d like to say something clever and funnt here, but there’s nothing funny about a pre-menstrual woman needing her chocolate! Try Hershey’s 60 calorie dark chocolate sticks–they’re like 2 points each. Tip: keep them in your car, so you don’t eat three or four or five of them.

  • http://immoralmatriarch.com Maria

    You know how that title sounded. I wanted something juicy. :p

  • http://lusciousnis.blogspot.com Nissa

    PMS or not, I need my dark chocolate!

    Sometimes I wish my hubby tasted like dark chocolate. I bet he does too..

  • http://suchlovelyfreckles.com Ute

    I’m right there with ya. :) Chocolate it is. LOL

  • http://ifmomsaysok.wordpress.com Tara R.

    Testify sista friend. I’m eating a CCCookie right now. MMmmm.

  • http://www.asouthernfairytale.blogspot.com rachel

    I still love ya :-)
    You are just too cute. Sorry about the PMS.



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