Sunday, January 28, 2007 | 4 responses | Filed Under: Daily
The drive to my dad's house from mine is about 45 minutes.
Hell, the drive to anywhere from here is about 45 minutes (with the exception of 62 fields/marshes, 35 farms, 2 John Deere stores, and one scary ass corn maze).
On the trip home from the weekly visit late Friday night, Peter spotted a flashing light in the distance.
"Someone's out there with a flashlight."
"They're probably burying a body…"
"I doubt that. If they were burying a body, they wouldn't want to draw any attention to themselves, right? I sure wouldn't need a flashlight. Would you?"
"Nah… I'd melt the body in the bathtub with lye and then thoroughly clean the drain. Man, I love CSI."
"I'd simply take you out to the creek where I hunt and stomp you down about six or seven feet into the muddy bottom. No one would ever find you out there."
Did anyone else catch the "you" there?
We have obviously been married far too long.
January 28, 2007
I was cruising on Technorati and ran across your site. Very cool! Hmm lets see lye or the swamp…. hmmmm… ;-)
Hope you and your family had a great weekend.
Michael
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January 30, 2007
LMAO! Your relationship sounds ALOT like mine and my husband. I LOVE IT!!!! I am for mixing the two. LYE AND A SWAMP!
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January 31, 2007
LOL….hey I already know how Josh would off me and I know the name of the friend who would help him hide the body….of course I didn't mention how I would do it……hehehe
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February 21, 2007
HAHA dude I totally noticed the 'you'!!
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