It Didn’t Seem So Bad When It Came With the Mario Brothers…

This morning, Mr. Shakespeare chased me around the house with a dead duck.

I’m still not quite sure what surprised me most while I leaned against the bathroom door and shrilled at him to leave me alone:

  • The fact that the lock in my bathroom is upside down.
  • The fact that I suddenly recalled how to say "bastard" in three languages.
  • The fact that I really do scream like a girl.
  • The fact that there was a DEAD duck in my house.
  • Or the fact that I really did marry a cold-blooded killer just because he had a pretty face and a tight ass, principles be damned.

I hate hunting season.

December 18, 2007
Categories: Daily
  • http://www.fiestywaves.blogspot.com Fiesty

    So what languages did you use?

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Judith Says: French, Spanish, & Pig Latin. LOL. Nice to see you, J!

  • http://www.asouthernfairytale.blogspot.com Rachel

    LOL!! That’s awesome.
    N, just rolled at this, when I told him.
    So, which languages and why is your lock on upside down?

    Judith Says: I think the entire knob is on upside down, truth be told. You have to turn it the wrong way to open it even… It’s hell on my OCD. And tell N that I said (in a very lovey-dovey voice) to stuff it. :)

  • Qweenie

    Bless your heart sweetie!! JP chases me around the house but usually there’s no animal involved, though there is goosing….LOL

  • http://thegunchick.wordpress.com Roxy

    So, ummm….
    Fix the lock, or learn to operate it upside down; learn a few more ways to say “bastard” and since you are a girl, you are, in fact, allowed to scream like one.
    Meanwhile – cook the damn dead duck and find some equally vile and repulsive (to Mr. Shakespeare) thing with which to chase him around the house.
    LOL – sorry hon, you had me laughing my head off over here! The visuals on that one are just too terrific.

    Judith Says: “Equally vile and disgusting”, eh? Shall have to “pounder” that one. LOL. As for the stove… What can I say? The Magic Eraser is my best friend. Plus, I love the flame of the gas stove.

  • http://insaneworld.wordpress.com Sandy

    What is it with men chasing women with icky things all the time?

  • http://secretagentmama.com/blog Secret Agent Mama

    Oh, this was seriously funny!

  • http://pandoraschest.blogspot.com Pand0raWilde

    Don’t tell me he moved the wings around going “Quack quack” while chasing you?

    He did, didn’t he?

    Judith Says: Don’t tell me you have a duck hunting significant other too? LOL. At one point, he was even doing a pretty good impression of Daffy Duck as well… Stupid man.

  • http://thegunchick.wordpress.com Roxy

    Oh holy crap – like I needed to laugh harder at this?
    Now I’ve got an even funnier visual!

  • http://itsjustme.org Mrs Groovy

    That is too dang funny!

    Judith Says: Yeah, he thought the same thing…

  • http://www.busydadblog.com BusyDad

    Our ability to see the fun in dead animals is what makes us so lovable.

    Judith Says: Yeah, that and your odd fascination with fart jokes, right? :)

  • http://www.suchsimplepleasures.com melissa

    you crack me up!!! the first post i read, this morning…
    btw…i’d kill my hubby if he chase be around with a dead ANYTHING…screw the pretty face and tight butt…

    Judith Says: LOL. Yeah… I’d kill him if he’d stop hiding behind that stupid duck. :)



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