It Didn’t Seem So Bad When It Came With the Mario Brothers…

This morning, Mr. Shakespeare chased me around the house with a dead duck.

I’m still not quite sure what surprised me most while I leaned against the bathroom door and shrilled at him to leave me alone:

  • The fact that the lock in my bathroom is upside down.
  • The fact that I suddenly recalled how to say "bastard" in three languages.
  • The fact that I really do scream like a girl.
  • The fact that there was a DEAD duck in my house.
  • Or the fact that I really did marry a cold-blooded killer just because he had a pretty face and a tight ass, principles be damned.

I hate hunting season.

December 18, 2007
Categories: Daily


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