This morning, Mr. Shakespeare chased me around the house with a dead duck.
I’m still not quite sure what surprised me most while I leaned against the bathroom door and shrilled at him to leave me alone:
- The fact that the lock in my bathroom is upside down.
- The fact that I suddenly recalled how to say "bastard" in three languages.
- The fact that I really do scream like a girl.
- The fact that there was a DEAD duck in my house.
- Or the fact that I really did marry a cold-blooded killer just because he had a pretty face and a tight ass, principles be damned.
I hate hunting season.
Fiesty
Tuesday, 18 December, 2007 at 13:46So what languages did you use?
Thanks for the laugh!
Judith Says: French, Spanish, & Pig Latin. LOL. Nice to see you, J!
Rachel
Tuesday, 18 December, 2007 at 14:18LOL!! That’s awesome.
N, just rolled at this, when I told him.
So, which languages and why is your lock on upside down?
Judith Says: I think the entire knob is on upside down, truth be told. You have to turn it the wrong way to open it even… It’s hell on my OCD. And tell N that I said (in a very lovey-dovey voice) to stuff it. :)
Qweenie
Tuesday, 18 December, 2007 at 15:31Bless your heart sweetie!! JP chases me around the house but usually there’s no animal involved, though there is goosing….LOL
Roxy
Tuesday, 18 December, 2007 at 15:44So, ummm….
Fix the lock, or learn to operate it upside down; learn a few more ways to say “bastard” and since you are a girl, you are, in fact, allowed to scream like one.
Meanwhile – cook the damn dead duck and find some equally vile and repulsive (to Mr. Shakespeare) thing with which to chase him around the house.
LOL – sorry hon, you had me laughing my head off over here! The visuals on that one are just too terrific.
Judith Says: “Equally vile and disgusting”, eh? Shall have to “pounder” that one. LOL. As for the stove… What can I say? The Magic Eraser is my best friend. Plus, I love the flame of the gas stove.
Sandy
Tuesday, 18 December, 2007 at 18:35What is it with men chasing women with icky things all the time?
Secret Agent Mama
Tuesday, 18 December, 2007 at 20:13Oh, this was seriously funny!
Pand0raWilde
Tuesday, 18 December, 2007 at 21:07Don’t tell me he moved the wings around going “Quack quack” while chasing you?
He did, didn’t he?
Judith Says: Don’t tell me you have a duck hunting significant other too? LOL. At one point, he was even doing a pretty good impression of Daffy Duck as well… Stupid man.
Roxy
Tuesday, 18 December, 2007 at 21:54Oh holy crap – like I needed to laugh harder at this?
Now I’ve got an even funnier visual!
Mrs Groovy
Wednesday, 19 December, 2007 at 0:27That is too dang funny!
Judith Says: Yeah, he thought the same thing…
BusyDad
Wednesday, 19 December, 2007 at 1:49Our ability to see the fun in dead animals is what makes us so lovable.
Judith Says: Yeah, that and your odd fascination with fart jokes, right? :)
melissa
Wednesday, 19 December, 2007 at 7:15you crack me up!!! the first post i read, this morning…
btw…i’d kill my hubby if he chase be around with a dead ANYTHING…screw the pretty face and tight butt…
Judith Says: LOL. Yeah… I’d kill him if he’d stop hiding behind that stupid duck. :)