Just because the magical little bag of powder can turn into a low-calorie chocolate cake that looks this good in less than a minute, that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t taste like a kitchen sponge deep-fried in a lot of nothing.

Things to Be When I Grow-Up:
Doctor
Lawyer
Astronaut
Veterinarian
Rock Star
Actor
Reporter
That person that gets to wipe the sweat off of Beckham after a game…

Down another four pounds this week- which makes (7+3-1+4) thirteen pounds in three weeks. And, though it was an inner battle of immeasurable violence, I managed NOT to beat up that little old lady eating that Snickers in the check-out aisle at the Wal-Mart.

Someone owes me an invisible cookie.