Monday, November 17, 2008 | 15 responses | Filed Under: Daily & Only Judith
I have nothing to blog about. Really.
It's actually kind of depressing.
But I'm officially holding out for the Twilight opening. And I really really really want to see that movie. So I'm trying my best to keep an eye on my karma and not offend whoever it is that hands out the luck around here. [Insert flashbacks of The Boleyn Incident] So instead of giving some thought-provoking post on how to remove lipstick stains from leather boots and how such an act would fix the economy and give you shiny hair in the process, I'm including a copy of a recent text conversation that I had with my sister while sitting outside [in my car] of the urgent care clinic that she simply had to go to in the middle of the night because she was on death's door or something.
I'm leaving out the part about the midgets, though. Karma, remember?
Judith: You still alive????
Sick Sister: No, I'm dead.
Judith: LOL. I text dead people.
Sick Sister: Ur stupid. Stuupid.
Judith: yeah. Movie quotes will get you no where. (Plus I only have a limited amount of texts.)
Sick Sister: Saw the nurse. Waiting on the dr.
Judith: Okay. I'm still here.
Sick Sister: U should come in here. i have my own tv.
Judith: I have my own book. I win.
Sick Sister: U suck.
Judith: :)
Sick Sister: Did you just waste a text sending me a smiley face?
Judith: Well it was better than wasting it on sending you this: !@W%E^&%&T*&T*&T*&%&^%^%$^%#$@#$@
Sick Sister: Stupid I say.
Judith: This is me ignoring you now. [Crickets]
Sick Sister: Stuck a big q-tip up my nose. Think they poked my brain.
Judith: Not possible. And ewwwwwwwwww.
Sick Sister: Gross, right?
Judith: Yup. And would you hurry up the fudge up already? I've got vats of Mexican penicillin at the house. The directions are all in Spanish, but I'll fix you for free.
Sick Sister: Saw the dr. They have to take the leg…
And then we talked about midgets.
Yeah…. I'm not going to get to see that movie, am I?
Demmit.
However, for those of you actually dedicated enough to read an entire blog post about an inane text conversation, the first person to identify the movie reference gets a nifty magnet. Oh. And the dead people one totally doesn't count. I'm easy in an entirely different manner, I assure you.
November 17, 2008
Oh dood thats an easy one. Empire Records. I love buttons.
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November 17th, 2008
See??? Sometimes the first one really IS a good one. :)
Email me your address, honey (judith(at)judithshakespeare(dot)com).
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November 17, 2008
Miss! *shakes fist at air*
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November 17th, 2008
*Hope that Mr. Lady wants a nifty magnet so badly that she'll bribe Judith with sexual favors. :)*
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November 17, 2008
I, too, am looking forward to seeing Twilight!
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November 17th, 2008
Dude, me too. It's been like my "thing to look forward to" thing for a couple of months now… when it's over, I'll only have the holidays. Blech.
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November 17, 2008
Yes, well…I haven't even seen the movie, so I was handicapped to start off with for this one. Plus, I have pregnancy brain…which means you should just send me a vat full of cookies before I cry on you. mmkay?
xoxoxo
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November 17th, 2008
… haven't seen the movie?? HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE? HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE?????
Now look what you've done… You made me yell at a pregnant woman. Fix it. Now.
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November 17, 2008
Oh I'm going on Friday. With teenagers, which should make it all the more fun.
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November 17th, 2008
I'm going with my sister. To the late showing. We're not teenagers, of course, but I don't have any doubts whatsoever that we can't be as annoying as teenagers. :)
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November 17, 2008
*sniff sniff* Can I have a cookie please? *sniff*
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November 17th, 2008
No, you may not. Not until you've watched Empire Records. Now get thee to netflix.
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November 18, 2008
Now I feel better that 1) I'm not the only ones that has ridiculous text conversations, 2) shares them on my blog and 3) haven't seen Empire Records either. I know…start the lashings now.
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November 18, 2008
Miss stole my answer…..demmit!
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November 18, 2008
Empire Records is the best! Go Miss!!
Hello stranger.
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