How to Play:
1. Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random – The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
2. Click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 – The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
3. Visit http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/ – The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4.Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result.

So, obviously that anti-meme cream didn't work so well- and that funny-sounding man with the green bottles owes me my $4.25 back. But that's okay, 'cause the little case of Blogger's VD that Busy Dad passed along wasn't really painful at all… well, at least it wasn't up until the point where I imagined my band to have a Rammstein-esque sound to it and started singing.

Loudly.

In German.

And as I'm not quite yet brave enough to actually post audio clips of my non-talents just yet, you'll all have to suffice with this bit of titillating album art of the band that never was and never will be. Sigh.

And then jump on the groupie wagon and be the first to check out the new bands playing at Qweenie, Immoral Matriarch, and that chick with the streaking kid. No, seriously, you must go- I just sold you all off for fifty bucks and a case of beer.