Only Celebrities Get the Good Ones…

My first "video" post… How sweet it is.

February 18, 2007
Categories: Daily
  • Courtney Lover

    I was going to comment on the whole Mercy situation…..but this fellow just took the words out of my mouth. “You pig shit, you donkey cum, you loser”. I recommend setting the video to replay in order to make sure that the message is received loud and clear. Make this a part of your daily routine. Maybe just maybe you will grow up and act your age and not your shoe size. Courtney…Luv ya babe.

  • http://www.muthahood.com Rocky ~ HeadMutha

    You are too funny.

  • http://cafemom Rose

    “…and you need to stop, you are out of your mind….” Courtney that was GREAT! It sums it all up into one nice, neat little video. Maybe the one who shall not be named will finally get the drift.

  • http://www.howdareyouletyourkidscurse.com Maria Mercedes

    …Shall we keep playing? I do enjoy it!!! Hey MoFo..listen you want to talk
    about being obsessed..I REALLY ENJOY IT!!!…

  • http://theonlything.wordpress.com/ judithshakespeare

    Note to Mercy: No one other than myself and the SO sees your 300+ ridiculous messages (which aren’t deleted but held in moderation). All that you’re doing is digging yourself a deeper hole at the expense of your- dare I say it?- sanity. This will be what? Your THIRD formal complaint of harassment this year resulting from your involvement in a silly website?

    There is absolutely nothing that you can possibly say or do that will change my stance or my feelings regarding your unfortunate choice of slur.

    Please, grow up and move on.

  • Kirstie

    That was absolutely brilliant!! Sometimes crazy is funny and sometimes crazy is sad, somehow Mercy manages to be both!! I reall wish she would just give it a rest so that we can all get back to normal.

  • robinsonchef

    hey courtney….
    boy, do I wish I had that video when I was in college!! I once had a guy stand out side my dorm room with flower for 2 hours. We had community bathrooms, so I had to hold it for 2 hours. He told my neighbors that he was the delivery boy…ugh… I wish I could rewind and send this video to him.

    By the way, I do believe that I would kind of scared at this point. I know that she may not know much about you, but I watched a presentation about how easy it was to get personal information about a person. If she is crazy enough to send 200 messages, then who knows what she will do. Only extreme anger can fuel those types of actions.

    Good luck with trying to get rid of her. I love your writings. I hope you never stop!!

    Lori

  • Jenn

    I LOVE this video!
    And as for the other, this is just ridicuous… did you see the “letter from my friend mercy” on your cafemom post? I mean, come on already. Her friends should be careful too because they can be reported for posting on her behalf!

  • treesx4

    Rock on Courtney! I to wish I had this video in my younger days. It states everything for that special someone”.
    Keep on rockin in the free world!

  • http://cafemom.com AcroGodess

    Holy crap! That was funny. You sent a message straight from “Kuntakinteville” just for her. Although the fake “Roots” accent was a bitch much. LOL. It would have sounded much better without it. And if it wasn’t a fake accent….. *pulls foot out mouth* sorry. :)

  • dragynm

    Courtney-

    The video’s been finished for a while and I’m still laughing and shaking my head! I gotta say that my favorite was “You donkey vomit!” Now *that’s* a creative insult!

    Fits that whole situation to a “T”! Thanks for sharing it!

    Marie

  • http://kisses2kenney808.wordpress.com/ My Imaginary Friends Think You’re Funny

    Loved the video! Summed it up real quick too. “Go hump a goat”….”You are wanted here loser” ….

    ROFLMAO…

    That has got to be one of the funniest videos I have seen ever, and the words were so perfectly spoken. lol

  • http://kisses2kenney808.wordpress.com/ My Imaginary Friends Think You’re Funny

    “You are NOT wanted here” is whta that should have said….lol

  • http://onecrazymom.wordpress.com/ onecrazymom

    The vid is hilarious. Almost makes me wish I had someone to send it to….
    Can I borrow your stalker for a minute, Courtney? ;)

  • Bellabast

    Courtney – once you again – YOU ROCK!!! I’m still laughing here. That was brilliant!!

  • http://cafemom madreverde

    Oh my God! That was too funny!!!! And yet, somehow, I think she still doesn’t quite get it…..

  • calliemist

    Om my I had no idea that um it was still harrassing you!!! And I do believe in truth if as that one person says she sent you 200+ hate messages..That is pure hatred and people who are psychotic like that will go further to get revenge. Be very careful Courtney.

  • http://cafemom Renelly

    Really? seriously? How strange that I feel sad for this person…and proud to know you, Court. If that is the general concensus, and I beleive that it is, WHAT is she getting off this? Strange. I, too, may be nervous…but in a “Psychos know my name” way, not a bodily injury way…is that clear? I am so blown away by this, that I am confusing my thoughts! Hang in!

  • Comfy

    Wow Courtney! I had no idea things were so bad with that girl! I mean, I’ve seen a post or two and I remember the original upset over the “K—” word…God bless you for having to deal with such crap! I hope she gets some help or realizes one that she doesn’t have to turn on her computer! I wish you the best gal! You are awesome; I love reading your posts. ~Comfy

  • http://CafeMom.com Pamela

    Oh! It’s blessed greetings from “Corncob up the Assville” again!



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