Pocket Buddha Says, “Peace.”

Pocket Buddha Says,

Days go by so very quickly when I have so very much to do.

Straight-up and bedraggled, my hair is starting to look like the hair of a crazy cat woman.

Very telling, that.

Must find time for flat iron before someone sees me. A little mascara wouldn’t hurt either.


I worry about the wrinkles in their clothes and the scuff marks on their shoes, what they ate for dinner…

Fiber counts and sugar highs

Too much television. Too little math.

Homework took three hours last night, and there are dishes in the sink, and I still need to work.


Bills. Bills. Bills.

I worry about the rent, about the electricity, about the various ends and outs of it being just me.

The ends and outs of choosing some sort of man-child who doesn’t worry about those sorts of things, who thinks that responsibility is an island off the coast of Africa.

Who leaves things like worry and bills to me.


Who never takes me anywhere…

Especially not to Africa.

“I’ll take myself,” I say, “just as soon as these bills are paid.”

Just as soon as the clothes are ironed.


Just as soon as dinner is made, and the dishes are done, and I feed the dog…

“The dog loves me more,” I explain, “because I feed him first thing in the morning and don’t force him to entertain an empty belly whilst waiting upon the whims of man-children.”

I sympathize with his plight.

Very telling, that.


Deep breaths are hard to come by…

Especially when you forget to breathe.

Pocket Buddha says, “Peace.”

And I do my damnedest to listen.

February 19, 2010
Categories: I Heart Demerol
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  • http://wenchwire.blogspot.com dk

    “an island of of africa” righteous.

    Made my day, thank you both.

  • http://momalom.com Sarah

    I hear you.
    And the peace is so hard to come by when it’s all you can do not to give in to the exhaustion.
    .-= Sarah´s lastest bit of awesomeness: This is my life: Food Before Blog =-.

  • http://ifmomsaysok.wordpress.com Tara R.

    Listen to Buddha, he’s got it going on… peace!
    .-= Tara R.´s lastest bit of awesomeness: Rules of the road and driving etiquette =-.

  • http://www.qweeniescourt.blogspot.com Qweenie

    listen to pocket buddha, he is wise…

    kick your man-child in his “piece” that may help too..*snicker*
    .-= Qweenie´s lastest bit of awesomeness: Fly, Fatass, fly! =-.

  • http://www.houseofsoga.blogspot.com Mare

    Pocket Buddha kicks ass and he’s super photogenic.
    .-= Mare´s lastest bit of awesomeness: In the World of My Baby Girl… =-.

  • http://www.mylittlebits.com sherpababy

    I have a green pocket buddha and he is working really hard these days too… my man child feels that in lieu of work, which he has none, he should hold down the couch with the weight of his depression, rather than lending a hand to his alleged partner who is working 3 jobs, running two businesses and taking care of all else! Want to meet me in Florida in April? Me and the girl children are running away and he is not invited!! (I actually tried to figure out how far out of the way you would be if we drove :)



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