Anybody still out here?
I miss writing.
I miss you.
Let me know… ‘Cause I sure have a tale or two for you.…
Mad Scientist Judith
I don’t normally have time for these even though I always want to play along…
And, truth be told, I totally didn’t have time to do this one today…
But I wanted to…
So I did…
‘Cause I’m the boss of me…
At least when there’s no one else here, …
Leaving this place, and taking my friends with me. . . #reverb10
I move.
A lot.
Not like out of my chair and active kind of move (that would just be insane)… more along the lines of I can’t take this town/house/state another another miserable day, where the hell did I put my packing tape kind of move.
Sometimes, I look around …
It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
“I need a gun,” said the six-year-old.
“Not a real gun, right?”
“No, not a real gun… Unless there are real zombies.”
“Oh, okay. Good.”…
When Life Gives You Lemons, Don't Wipe Your Hoohoo with 'Em. . .
Running out of toilet paper sucks…
Running out of toilet paper sucks more than running out of diapers.
It sucks more than running out of milk or bread or coffee or (dare I say it?) vodka.
You know what sucks more than running out of toilet paper though? Running out …
5 Things that Utterly Scrambled My Goat this Morning. . .
1. Bug Dude
There’s a huge green grasshopper stalking me.
And I’m a little flattered that someone cares enough to do so.
2. Unfriendly Chick
I mean, seriously, I get that it’s retail- coffee-flavored retail, grant you- but retail nevertheless… And working retail sucks all sorts of hairy monkey …
Shit My Dad Says (The Redneck Edition)
A conversation between my dad and my sister.
“Hey Dad, what’cha doing?”
“Watching that new Spartacus show on Starz… Have you been watching it?”
“Nah… I haven’t had a chance yet. How is it?”
“It’s pretty good. Lots of fighting, lots of blood. Good stuff.”
“Yeah, I heard that Lucy …
Shorn is too a word. . .
I had a different title picked out in my head for this post…
But when I sat down to type it up, I realized that I’ve already used it already.
Which totally screws up my sense of creativity, let me tell ‘ya.
So instead of dazzling you with a spiffy …