This category is about as broad as my ass a building. Below, you’ll find posts about topics ranging from the random inane thoughts that pop in my head to tales of supernatural encounters and unbelievable clumsiness… Really, there’s absolutely no telling what “Only Judith” can do.


Not what you need?

…and then I LOL’d him.

Messages from God

Let’s play a little game of  Judith’s Favorite Thing in the Picture, shall we?

The rules are really simple; just tell me which of the things in the above picture is the thing that I like the best.  Don’t be fooled, though, this is not as easy as it …

whip it good…

I now have a *not* unprecedented urge to go out and spend all of my allowance on hot pink fishnets and roller skates.

Wanna come?…

. . . and yet there is something so amiable in the prejudices of a young mind

Let Them Eat Cake..

I turned thirty in September.

To my credit, I didn’t overly freak out as one might expect someone on the verge of being soundly routed from that decade epitomized by both the freedom of youth and the joys of full-fledged adulthood to do.  Although, I’ll admit, I may have spent …

Wire Coathangers et cetera

We should probably get this clear right off the bat…

I am not above pinching my children.

Hard.

Yes, I can see that you are on a date of some sort, and I, for one, am simply thrilled- thrilled– that your many hours of cyber-wooing paid off in the …

when wordless is overrated

I am utterly fascinated by validation phrases.

They’re like little messages from god…

on a stick.

Not as appetizing as alligator on a stick, mind you…

But the potential to be fulfilling is definitely there.…

Bargain Bin Enlightenment: A Tale of Terror

Ah… it finally made sense.

That odd little disclaimer at the beginning, the one that had made me pause countless times over the years, the thing that I never understood but was too excited by what came next to stop and fully ponder…

It finally made complete and total sense.…

To Serve Man

Alright, I’ll say it…

My breasts are starting to become a problem.

As much as I love the Betty and the Bertha (Bertha being the larger and decidedly more aggressive one- the alpha tit, if you will), I do believe that they may be the culprits behind my back aches …

…and it’s not because it’s new year’s eve

The following resolutions are in no particular order. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

  1. Eat less.
  2. Drink more.
  3. Faithfully log and keep track of household appliances.
  4. Learn a new skill.
  5. Forget an old [unnecessary] one.
  6. Pick up my camera at least once a day.
  7. And take


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