Let’s play a little game of Judith’s Favorite Thing in the Picture, shall we?
The rules are really simple; just tell me which of the things in the above picture is the thing that I like the best. Don’t be fooled, though, this is not as easy as it …
I now have a *not* unprecedented urge to go out and spend all of my allowance on hot pink fishnets and roller skates.
Wanna come?…
We should probably get this clear right off the bat…
I am not above pinching my children.
Hard.
Yes, I can see that you are on a date of some sort, and I, for one, am simply thrilled- thrilled– that your many hours of cyber-wooing paid off in the …
I am utterly fascinated by validation phrases.
They’re like little messages from god…
on a stick.
Not as appetizing as alligator on a stick, mind you…
But the potential to be fulfilling is definitely there.…
Ah… it finally made sense.
That odd little disclaimer at the beginning, the one that had made me pause countless times over the years, the thing that I never understood but was too excited by what came next to stop and fully ponder…
It finally made complete and total sense.…
Alright, I’ll say it…
My breasts are starting to become a problem.
As much as I love the Betty and the Bertha (Bertha being the larger and decidedly more aggressive one- the alpha tit, if you will), I do believe that they may be the culprits behind my back aches …
The following resolutions are in no particular order. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.