Look at all of the pretty posts tagged with awkward title!

‘Cause I’m a Total Slut Like That.

I’m still still alive.

And while things are still really hectic and topsy-turvy around these here parts, I thought I’d sneak in for a minute to say…

Neener. Neener.

Remember when I announced to the [bloggity] world at large that I’d do the deed for a nice pair of shoes

…Or At Least Give You a Really Decent Hand Job

Nicole Locher is my hero.

Don’t know who Nicole Locher is? Well, by all means, let me introduce you to her… Well, not her, exactly, but her clothing line:

Pretty little shirt, eh? Delicate and feminine with the added beauty of vintage-style embroidery.

It also says “will fuck for



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