Interesting* things to happen to me since the last time we spoke:

1. I cleaned out the vacuum cleaner. Like really cleaned it out… Used a screwdriver and everything.
2. I painted my toenails purple. I hate purple. (It’s a really confusing time in my life right now.)
3. I celebrated the fact

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Once upon a time, there was this gal named Judith…

This gal, who had only been married but a few years and had given birth to but one child and was therefore much “saner” than say…a gal who has given birth to three children?, worked as a personal assistant to …

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Testing…

One… Two… Three.

Can you guys hear me alright out there in the cheap seats? Great. Then let’s get this party started, shall we?

Welcome to my first official post from Alabama. Madison, Alabama to be exact. It’s a very nice little place just outside of Huntsville whose points …

Else I’m just terribly inept.

Which is totally possible.

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I’m still still alive.

And while things are still really hectic and topsy-turvy around these here parts, I thought I’d sneak in for a minute to say…

Neener. Neener.

Remember when I announced to the [bloggity] world at large that I’d do the deed for a nice pair of shoes…

And since I’ve already had the pleasure of dealing with one dead animal this week, it’s probably best to not make any sudden movements and inadvertently fall out of routine…

So here are some more pictures of my spawn (backpack is totally the new pink, by the way).

And I’ll …