Three and a Half Burps: A Special Report by Infamous Food Critic Baby O’ Baby

I arrived at Chez Mama just in time for the dinner rush. I could tell
from the prime seating, the highest chair on the floor, that the
hostess recognized me despite my usually successful record of attempts
at anonymity. A food critic can always tell when they’ve been marked-
good seating, service beyond the norm… One restaurant, much like this
one, even went so far as to cut my food for me as if I couldn’t be
bothered to feed myself.

And I couldn’t, so that was okay.

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The ambiance had a "home"y feel to it. The decor was rather lovely and,
if the various toys strewn across the floor were any indication, very
kid-friendly. It was a packed house to be sure, not an empty chair in
sight. While perusing the menu, I could overhear the shouts for
"Tonights Special!" from the busy table next to me. So I followed suit.

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When my meal arrived a few moments later, I must admit, I was shocked.
French Toast for dinner? A bold move for a restaurant such as this,
indeed. Just next door, the Famous Smith Bistro was serving its
scrumptious meatloaf and mashed potatoes; and I had it on good
authority that the Jones Cafe around the block would be serving their highly-applauded Tuna Casserole. Both solid staples on the popular dinner menu.
I just couldn’t imagine what the chef here was thinking. Breakfast for
dinner? Would it be a brave triumph or a gigantic flop? We would see.

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The presentation was superb albeit a bit messy. The toast was fluffy
with a great color and lightly sprinkled with powdered sugar and
then drowned in syrup. And despite the tacky plastic character serving set, over
all it looked very very promisiing.

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Immediately, I tasted… bread. Followed by a delightful mixture of real vanilla and cinnamon.  Neither too dry nor too moist, the French Toast was perfect.

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In conclusion,  I would highly recommend  that every person with the last name Shakespeare pay a visit to Chez Mama  for one of their inventive "breakfast for dinner  "  items  (the chef assured me that  they make monthly "I really need to go to the grocery store" appearances); and I gladly award Chez Mama an illustrious and noisy  Three and a Half Burps for culinary delight.*

Be sure to join me next time as I go deep into the country for Deer Sausage Jambalaya at Grandpa’s Dirt Road Diner. Until then, this burp’s for you!

*Unfortunately, I was forced to deduct half a star after having a rather nasty and unnecessary argument with a pretty little waitress over whether or not I was allowed to use a real fork.

January 12, 2008
Categories: Eat Me, Martha Stewart!
  • http://www.qweeniescourt.blogspot.com Qweenie

    Shut up!! That was brilliant, love the photos they tell the story almost as well as the words!!
    LOL :)

    ~Q

  • http://seibelblog.blogspot.com Amy

    So cute!
    So Funny!
    So creative!

    I give this post 4 stars!

  • http://insaneworld.wordpress.com Sandy

    HAha…thats funny. :-)

    Babyhead insists on a using a “real” fork as well…

  • http://justchickenfeed.com Jenni

    You know what I love about good writing? You can write about nothing and it’s still good! (not to imply that you were writing about nothing)

    What a clever post.

  • http://secretagentmama.com/blog Agent Provacateur

    Dude, Breakfast for Dinner sooooooooo trumps Tuna Casserole. Just sayin’.

  • Michele

    Love the story! Do you take reservations? lolol!
    I can’t wait till the next review.

  • http://amysbratpack.blogspot.com amy

    LOVED this!! And her face when she finally got that bite, priceless, so cute!

  • http://www.shamelesslysassy.com manda

    Okay, that was officially too cute. :) I’m jealous I’ve never thought to do that.

  • http://www.momisodes.com Sandy (Momisodes)

    That was wonderful! And what delightful photos to accompany the post :)

  • http://heaveninbelgium.blogspot.com Jientje

    Brilliant, I enjoyed that, what a great idea!

  • http://napwarden.blogspot.com Nap Warden

    Well those photos are pretty darn priceless!

  • http://www.suchsimplepleasures.com melissa

    so stinking cute!!!! she is adorable, the little food critic.
    hope all is well with you!!

  • http://www.busydadblog.com BusyDad

    Is Chez Mama franchising? Because I see major opportunity here.

  • http://pandoraschest.blogspot.com PandoraWilde

    I care for an older gentleman with a very poor appetite and I’ve discovered Breakfast for Dinner twice a week really raises his food-scarfing, so one night’s an egg-something and the other’s either pancakes or french toast.

  • http://immoralmc.blogspot.com Maria

    I loved it! The last photo made it just one of the best posts I’ve read in forever.



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