The 15th Commandment, July 2009.
Believe it or not, I’m the level-headed person in this [text] conversation.
The other chick is my sister.
She’s blond.
Obviously.
“I want that tattoo like hayden pantierre? has… to live without regrets in Italian. Vivere senza rimplanti. Look it up. Hers is spelled wrong but that’s the right spelling.”
“Never get words in a language you don’t understand tattooed on you”
“That is the right spelling, and I want it on my side like that.”
“Says who? Google? LOL”
“Just look it up and she just said it on the dave. l. show.”
“It probably actually says something like “girl like big penis”.”
“Shut up”
“You know you like big penis, so it’ll be a good tattoo for you.”
“LOL. It’s rimpianti, I thought it was an ‘l’.”
“No—that one just means “girl like tiny penis”. Duh.”
“You’re crazy, just look it up in the Italian Dictionary.”
“Oh yeah… totally got one of those hangin around. BTW, foreign words often mean different things depending on the context. There’s a word in French that means “full” but when used in a sentence, it means “pregnant”. So you’re probably getting “girl is full of big penis and is subsequently pregnant with sextuplets” tattooed on your side… And that’s just NASTY.”
She didn’t respond.
Hopefully she thinks I’m full of shit and will ignore the sage sisterly advice.
“She Who Likes Big Penis” will look plum AWESOME on the Christmas cards, don’t you think?
BusyDad
Wednesday, 8 July, 2009 at 18:35She probably now thinks you are just a mean rimplanti head.
.-= BusyDad´s lastest bit of awesomeness: Bye Bye, Dada Truck =-.
Katherine
Wednesday, 8 July, 2009 at 18:40bahahahahah. i spit out my diet 7up reading this.
.-= Katherine´s lastest bit of awesomeness: 6.5 =-.
suchil
Wednesday, 8 July, 2009 at 18:55very funny post, but so true!
.-= suchil´s lastest bit of awesomeness: An Expedition To Capture Summer… =-.
junebug
Wednesday, 8 July, 2009 at 20:11I took your advice and bought a Hitachi Magic Wand. Awesome is all I’m gonna say. :D
.-= junebug´s lastest bit of awesomeness: Wordless Wednesday-Dear Dad =-.
Kathy
Thursday, 9 July, 2009 at 2:48Even in Italian -girl who likes big penises probably looks really cool on a tattoo. You are too funny mean sister!!
Tara R.
Thursday, 9 July, 2009 at 10:32Very timely… I was considering such a tat myself, only in Gaelic. Must rethink this now.
.-= Tara R.´s lastest bit of awesomeness: When food goes bad… =-.
the planet of janet
Friday, 10 July, 2009 at 9:22just choked on my vanilla latte.
and no, that’s not another way of saying big penis.
.-= the planet of janet´s lastest bit of awesomeness: Putting the squeeze on =-.
MommyTime
Friday, 10 July, 2009 at 20:00Words to live by indeed: “Never get a tattoo in a language you don’t understand” — so true!
.-= MommyTime´s lastest bit of awesomeness: "always more in the world…" =-.
Julie @ Angry Julie Monday
Wednesday, 15 July, 2009 at 22:33Umm….Angry Julie has “Justice” tattoo’ed in Kanji on her back….does the lower my rank on your scale….still holding out for the Judith Shakes Hula Dancer tattoo……:)
.-= Julie @ Angry Julie Monday´s lastest bit of awesomeness: So I Married a Nerd =-.
Philbert McDougal
Tuesday, 21 July, 2009 at 3:02This post makes me smile. I can picture both stubborn, argumentative participants madly texting back and forth with frowns of intense concentration as they attempt outthink each other. Texting is the greatest medium for arguements.
Judith Shakespeare
Sunday, 26 July, 2009 at 18:47I totally frowned when I couldn’t remember what the plural of ‘penis’ was… :)