Yeah, Well, Stop Scratching That Too!

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To That Middle One who was dancing in front of the television with both hands shoved into the back of his pants:


"Hey, Middle One, what’s your problem? Stop scratching your butt in my living room!"


To which That Middle One replies:


"It’s my ass, Mama."


Judith’s Parenting Tip for Mothers with Smart-Ass Children #328: Beware of  the synonyms… They get you every time.

January 8, 2008
Categories: Daily


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