To That Middle One who was dancing in front of the television with both hands shoved into the back of his pants:
"Hey, Middle One, what’s your problem? Stop scratching your butt in my living room!"
To which That Middle One replies:
"It’s my ass, Mama."
Judith’s Parenting Tip for Mothers with Smart-Ass Children #328: Beware of the synonyms… They get you every time.
Chelsea/PB&J In A Bowl
Tuesday, 8 January, 2008 at 7:37HaHa! Thanks for the laugh this morning. Just found your blog, and looooove it!
Qweenie
Tuesday, 8 January, 2008 at 7:38he said ASS!! LOL oh man that is too good!!
calliemist
Tuesday, 8 January, 2008 at 10:37Your kid is too funny! Do they really scratch like that?
Manda
Tuesday, 8 January, 2008 at 11:07haha! That would definitely happen in my house.
Rachel
Tuesday, 8 January, 2008 at 12:17*snort* *giggle* *snort*
Okay, the picture makes this even funnier than when you told me about it earlier!!
Ha Ha!!!
Tara R.
Tuesday, 8 January, 2008 at 13:51That’s hilarious. Good luck with that one. =)
Jientje
Tuesday, 8 January, 2008 at 15:11yes … well ..?
I voted for you, are you happy with that?
Maria
Tuesday, 8 January, 2008 at 16:03LMAO!
Piper of Love
Tuesday, 8 January, 2008 at 18:24Ha! Monkey see, monkey do!! ;)
Sandy (Momisodes)
Tuesday, 8 January, 2008 at 21:25ROFL! Oh that classic :)
melissa
Tuesday, 8 January, 2008 at 21:45yeah…i already did you…er…touched that…er…voted!!!
btw…that’s my sons favorite word…ass. but, he likes to add the hole to it…it’s heartwarming!
Nap Warden
Tuesday, 8 January, 2008 at 22:20Well, he has a point!
Congrats on the nomination!
melissa
Wednesday, 9 January, 2008 at 9:04i’m pretty sure that animal crackers are part of a main food group…after all, they are animals…protein, right? what? no? and…how about…goldfish crackers? those are high in something…i’m sure of it!! i need to call the fda…they need to reevaluate their food pyramid…pronto!!!
xo
dumplings
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Dawn
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