Yeah, Well, Stop Scratching That Too!

Oops

To That Middle One who was dancing in front of the television with both hands shoved into the back of his pants:


"Hey, Middle One, what’s your problem? Stop scratching your butt in my living room!"


To which That Middle One replies:


"It’s my ass, Mama."


Judith’s Parenting Tip for Mothers with Smart-Ass Children #328: Beware of  the synonyms… They get you every time.

January 8, 2008
Categories: Daily
  • http://pbjinabowl.blogspot.com./ Chelsea/PB&J In A Bowl

    HaHa! Thanks for the laugh this morning. Just found your blog, and looooove it!

  • http://www.qweeniescourt.blogspot.com Qweenie

    he said ASS!! LOL oh man that is too good!!

  • calliemist

    Your kid is too funny! Do they really scratch like that?

  • http://www.shamelesslysassy.com Manda

    haha! That would definitely happen in my house.

  • http://www.asouthernfairytale.blogspot.com Rachel

    *snort* *giggle* *snort*
    Okay, the picture makes this even funnier than when you told me about it earlier!!
    Ha Ha!!!

  • http://ifmomsaysok.freedomblogging.com/ Tara R.

    That’s hilarious. Good luck with that one. =)

  • http://heaveninbelgium.blogspot.com Jientje

    yes … well ..?

    I voted for you, are you happy with that?

  • http://immoralmc.blogspot.com/ Maria

    LMAO!

  • http://piperoflove.blogspot.com/ Piper of Love

    Ha! Monkey see, monkey do!! ;)

  • http://www.momisodes.com Sandy (Momisodes)

    ROFL! Oh that classic :)

  • http://www.suchsimplepleasures.com melissa

    yeah…i already did you…er…touched that…er…voted!!!
    btw…that’s my sons favorite word…ass. but, he likes to add the hole to it…it’s heartwarming!

  • http://napwarden.blogspot.com Nap Warden

    Well, he has a point!

    Congrats on the nomination!

  • http://www.suchsimplepleasures.com melissa

    i’m pretty sure that animal crackers are part of a main food group…after all, they are animals…protein, right? what? no? and…how about…goldfish crackers? those are high in something…i’m sure of it!! i need to call the fda…they need to reevaluate their food pyramid…pronto!!!
    xo

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  • http://kaiseralex.com Dawn

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