Beats Scrubbing the Toothpaste Trails Out of the Bathroom Sink…

So… you know how a pregnant woman will crave dirt or paint or an insanely large amount of raw fish wrapped in rice and seaweed because she needs a little extra something or another in her system?

Does this mean that I’m not giving the toddler enough Spaghetti Os whenever he WON’T STOP CHEWING ON THE FREAKING DRYER SHEETS?

Because his breath is starting to smell better than my laundry… And I’m kind of resenting that.

March 6, 2008
Categories: Eat Me, Martha Stewart!

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