Because Haikus Don’t Generally Contain the Word “Douche”

Traffic Jam

drop-off line at school
daunting, scary and STRESSFUL
learn to drive, douche bag

redneck cut me off
stupid bleepity bleep bleep
look, kids, a birdie!

sugar, honey, iced
tea with a side of hot fudge
hidden curses suck

kids are in the car
else I’d stop, say a word, and
stick foot up your ass

rage-inspired ‘ku
finally at an end now-
Judith Shakespeare out.

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January 18, 2008
Categories: Daily

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