Hi there! Are you still here? According to my feed stats, you are a bunch of seriously loyal peeps.
Which is awesome.
I am unworthy.
And while this blog will stay here to remind us of days of old, I’m over here now.
BYOB.
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Hi there! Are you still here? According to my feed stats, you are a bunch of seriously loyal peeps.
Which is awesome.
I am unworthy.
And while this blog will stay here to remind us of days of old, I’m over here now.
BYOB.
…
Anybody still out here?
I miss writing.
I miss you.
Let me know… ‘Cause I sure have a tale or two for you.…
I move.
A lot.
Not like out of my chair and active kind of move (that would just be insane)… more along the lines of I can’t take this town/house/state another another miserable day, where the hell did I put my packing tape kind of move.
Sometimes, I look around …
“I need a gun,” said the six-year-old.
“Not a real gun, right?”
“No, not a real gun… Unless there are real zombies.”
“Oh, okay. Good.”…
Running out of toilet paper sucks…
Running out of toilet paper sucks more than running out of diapers.
It sucks more than running out of milk or bread or coffee or (dare I say it?) vodka.
You know what sucks more than running out of toilet paper though? Running out …
1. Bug Dude
There’s a huge green grasshopper stalking me.
And I’m a little flattered that someone cares enough to do so.
2. Unfriendly Chick
I mean, seriously, I get that it’s retail– coffee-flavored retail, grant you- but retail nevertheless… And working retail sucks all sorts of hairy monkey …
A conversation between my dad and my sister.
“Hey Dad, what’cha doing?”
“Watching that new Spartacus show on Starz… Have you been watching it?”
“Nah… I haven’t had a chance yet. How is it?”
“It’s pretty good. Lots of fighting, lots of blood. Good stuff.”
“Yeah, I heard that Lucy …