1. Bug Dude
There’s a huge green grasshopper stalking me.
And I’m a little flattered that someone cares enough to do so.
2. Unfriendly Chick
I mean, seriously, I get that it’s retail– coffee-flavored retail, grant you- but retail nevertheless… And working retail sucks all sorts of hairy monkey …
I was terribly grumpy today.
Not that I’m usually a big ball of sunshine and ooohlookatthatprettykittyridingtheunicornonthatbigrainbow type of person or anything, but today’s lack of joy was a *tad* more noticeable to all. Including that old lady in traffic that I flipped the bird to… totally on accident, of course.…
(Not to be confused with Notes to Self, Vol.1, of course.)
This was some of that spreadable VD from the social networkosphere that I picked up on Facebook today… But I’m feeling decidedly unoriginal. So I’m totally cheating and re-using it as a blog post.
Think of it like …