The Stunts Contained in the Following Haiku Should Be Performed by Professionals Only. Please Do Not Try Them at Home.


My head full of gray
way beyond salt and peppered-
busy bee, I am.

Budget friendly box-
five times cheaper than salon.
How hard can it be?

Always be prepared!
smart girls read the directions-
gloves, clip, towel… Check.

Allergy warnings:
Tattoos may increase the risk…
Dude, I am so screwed.

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January 25, 2008
Categories: Daily

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