it’s the end of the
world as we know it, and I
feel fine fine fine FINE

I can’t find stupid
transformer toys anywhere
last minute shopper

all they want is a
giant bumblebee robot
sold out weeks ago

yep, too late again
scary flashbacks dance through mind
damn tickle elmo

must figure out what
excuse I will use this year-
rain checks don’t wrap well

Happy Holidays!!!