Your mother was a hamster. . .
Sorry I’ve been a neglectful sort here recently… But things stay pretty pear-shaped around here these days. I’m determined to be more thoughtful. Until I do so, however, here’s a little inspiration for your next visit to the in-laws.
And if you happen to like your in-laws (against all that is holy, of course)…
I’d be glad to give you the number to mine.