“I need a gun,” said the six-year-old.
“Not a real gun, right?”
“No, not a real gun… Unless there are real zombies.”
“Oh, okay. Good.”…
and to conclude, they are lying knaves
When we were little girls, my mother always told us that bringing wildflowers inside the house would make us pee in the bed.
I think I was sixteen before I realized that that wasn’t at all true…
And what a deviously clever mother I had.
My children, unfortunately, are obviously …