and to conclude, they are lying knaves

When we were little girls, my mother always told us that bringing wildflowers inside the house would make us pee in the bed.

I think I was sixteen before I realized that that wasn’t at all true…

And what a deviously clever mother I had.

My children, unfortunately, are obviously much smarter than me.


April 5, 2010
Categories: I Heart Demerol
Title credit: Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare (duh)

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