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Those are some mighty…ummmm… cute shoes there.
I Totally Blame Guitar Hero…
What are we… having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.
The Very Best Thing About New Clothes…
I take a lot of pictures of a lot of random things. Including decorative balls... more

Demerol
I Totally Blame Guitar Hero…
5 Reasons One Should Not Make a Habit of Slapping Your Wife's Ass
Another Good Thing Brought to You by a Fat Woody…
Wilson Was More Than Just a Volleyball, Demmit…
I am a stay at home mom with three children- two of which are under the age of 5...more

Only Judith
…Or At Least Give You a Really Decent Hand Job
No Onions, No Pickles, and a Side of 'Dumbass', Please.
Hmmmm… I Wonder If Your Jock Strap Will Burn As Well As My Bra Does.
Optimism: The Other White Meat
I only fall down in packed movie theaters and never buy shoes that don't taste great...more


I Totally Blame Guitar Hero…

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 | 18 responses

New Box of Colors and Pair of Blunt Scissors… $5.00 New Pair of Shoes… $40 New Backpack… $20 One Bag of Frozen Peas to Keep Black-Eye that He Came Home with on the Second Day of Preschool from Swelling … $1.00 Look on Daddy's Face When Teacher Explains that the Other Kid Has Two Shiners & a Busted Lip… Priceless.  Read More →


…Or At Least Give You a Really Decent Hand Job

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 | 24 responses

Nicole Locher is my hero. Don't know who Nicole Locher is? Well, by all means, let me introduce you to her… Well, not her, exactly, but her clothing line: Pretty little shirt, eh? Delicate and feminine with the added beauty of vintage-style embroidery. It also says "will fuck for shoes". See? Right there. will fuck for shoes. There isn't a single shirt in the line that I don't covet more than... break on through »


What are we… having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.

Saturday, August 23, 2008 | 23 responses

So it's Sunday again, eh? He starts Pre-K on Monday. If I'm smart, I'll remember the waterproof mascara... This is almost a stink eye... I think. (P.S. I totally got him a haircut that day too, I swear.) This week's product placement by Hanes. (The inside out and backwards line.) Nine-year-olds get awfully excited when you tell them that their shirt says "Road of Death" in French. Trust me. I'm... break on through »


The Very Best Thing About New Clothes…

Wednesday, August 20, 2008 | 11 responses

A Wordless Wednesday  Read More →


… going back, back, back to school again.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 | 14 responses

First Day of the Fourth Grade... Little Man went back to school on Monday. Can I get a Woot!Woot!, please? … And we have open house for That Middle One on Thursday. He starts Pre-K next Monday– which may actually be a little rough on everyone involved (meaning ME) since he's been here with me ever since the day that I brought his ten pound squalling self into this world. Dude, it's a polo with a dragon... break on through »

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