And then there were six.
Interesting* things to happen to me since the last time we spoke:
- I cleaned out the vacuum cleaner. Like really cleaned it out… Used a screwdriver and everything.
- I painted my toenails purple. I hate purple. (It’s a really confusing time in my life right now.)
- I celebrated the fact that it’s the perfect season for gumbo by eating enough to swim in.
- I put together a Halloween costume for the baby that will either make her a very cute witch or an Olsen twin. I’m pulling for witch… but I’m skeptical.
- I carelessly mixed daydreaming and driving and somehow managed to pass up the turn to my sister’s house not once but twice in one afternoon. Each by like six miles.
- I burnt my hand. Stubbed my toe. Twisted my ankle. Poked myself in the eye. And shut my hair in the car door. I am the epitome of grace and agility.
- I won an iPod. All is right with the world.
- I realized that an Indiana Jones hat makes you hot. No matter how old you are.
- I cried. Cleaning up the mess left behind by your daughter’s paint session with your $40 bottle of foundation will do that to you.
- I made this list. And am totally counting it as a blog post.
That is all.