The first time I ever visited Peter’s parents, I was totally thrown off by the various post-it notes stuck on random surfaces throughout their house. The one on the door said simply, “Be sure to close me.” The one in the broom closet said, “Do not lean mop heads on wall.” The one in the laundry room, “Pull lint trap out slowly.” The was even one on the toilet lid that said, “Nothing but toilet paper please.”

It reminded me of the info plaques at the museum…

Or necessary reminders for the simple.

Being an English major and all, you’d think I’d have picked up on the foreshadowing.

{Honey, this is your official and PUBLIC reminder that you will be watching the kids on Friday. This means that I expect no more blank looks and weird little floating question marks hanging about your head whenever I mention Twilight. Got it? Kthanxbai.}

18/365: Quick Fix

19/365: You can tell a lot about my mood based on my choice of lipstick and coffee for the day.

20/365: Next to Cleanliness

21/365: Not a Pimp

22/365: Judith Was Here